Weekly Audit — August 3, 2026 – August 9, 2026: 23-16-0, +0.42u
Parlae's graded record for August 3, 2026 – August 9, 2026: 23-16-0 on 39 plays, +0.42u at flat stakes, +1.08% ROI, best and worst calls included.

The week in one line
23-16-0 on 39 graded plays, +0.42u at flat 1u stakes, +1.08% ROI, +4.16% average CLV.
The numbers
- Week
- August 3, 2026 – August 9, 2026 (ET)
- Record (wins–losses–ties)
- 23-16-0
- Graded picks
- 39
- Units won or lost
- +0.42u
- Return on money staked (ROI)
- +1.08%
- Average price move our way (CLV)
- +4.16%
- Best call
- Alyssa Thomas — Doubledouble Yes +110 (fanatics) — Phoenix Mercury @ Chicago Sky (+1.10u)
- Worst call
- Diane Parry +126 (betfairexchange) — Kayla Day @ Diane Parry (−1.00u)
- Biggest price move
- Frances Tiafoe, sgo:ba1bgihdgsx2c8vyw1xa — +18.9pp fire→close
What we make of it
Up 0.42u on 39 graded plays, +1.08% ROI. One good week is not a track record; it's one week inside a sample that's still small. Average closing-line value came in at +4.16%. CLV is the number we actually steer by, because it stabilises long before win rate does. Biggest line move: Frances Tiafoe (sgo:ba1bgihdgsx2c8vyw1xa) moved +18.9 points of implied probability from our fire price to the close.
How to check us
Every number above comes from the same fired-picks ledger the track-record page reads: each pick captured at the moment it published, graded at the price we recommended, no backfill and no re-pricing. The card at the top of this post is generated from that ledger too.