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Week of August 24 – August 30, 2026

3 wins, 3 losses, 0 ties on 6 picks — a +3.00% return at one unit a bet. Best and worst calls included.

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Parlae weekly audit card

The week in one line

3-3-0 on 6 graded plays, +0.18u at flat 1u stakes, +3.00% ROI, +3.40% average CLV.

The numbers

Week
August 24, 2026 – August 30, 2026 (ET)
Record (wins–losses–ties)
3-3-0
Graded picks
6
Units won or lost
+0.18u
Return on money staked (ROI)
+3.00%
Average price move our way (CLV)
+3.40%
Best call
Zach Thornton — Pitching Strikeouts Over 3.5 +113 (betonline) — Houston Astros @ New York Mets (+1.13u)
Worst call
Marcos Giron -208 (pinnacle) — Marcos Giron @ Dhakshineswar Suresh (−1.00u)
Biggest price move
Benjamin Bonzi, sgo:qxgiiff6qaguhndcwqxf — +8.9pp fire→close

What we make of it

Up 0.18u on 6 graded plays, +3.00% ROI. One good week is not a track record; it's one week inside a sample that's still small. Average closing-line value came in at +3.40%. CLV is the number we actually steer by, because it stabilises long before win rate does. Biggest line move: Benjamin Bonzi (sgo:qxgiiff6qaguhndcwqxf) moved +8.9 points of implied probability from our fire price to the close.

How to check us

Every number above comes from the same fired-picks ledger the track-record page reads: each pick captured at the moment it published, graded at the price we recommended, no backfill and no re-pricing. The card at the top of this post is generated from that ledger too.