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All 240 legends you can draft

Each has a natural position and five made-up ratings: arm, speed, power, smarts and clutch. The overall is their rating at their natural position; put them anywhere else and they play at their fit there.

Leaders

  • Martin Luther King Jr.

    QB Leader 1929-1968

    Had a dream and a game plan to match. Nobody gives a better pregame speech.

    ARM
    87
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    70
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    97
    93OVR

  • Genghis Khan

    LB Leader 1162-1227

    Rode across a whole continent. Sideline to sideline is a short trip.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    84
    PWR
    95
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    87
    92OVR

  • Harriet Tubman

    RB Leader 1822-1913

    Led dozens to freedom and said she never lost a passenger. Never fumbles either.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    97
    92OVR

  • Winston Churchill

    OL Leader 1874-1965

    Never, never, never gives up a sack.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    40
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    96
    92OVR

  • Abraham Lincoln

    QB Leader 1809-1865

    Six foot four, a champion wrestler as a young man, and the best speechwriter in any huddle.

    ARM
    88
    SPD
    64
    PWR
    84
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    91
    91OVR

  • Leonidas

    LB Leader 540-480 BC

    Held a mountain pass with 300 men. Holds a goal line with eleven.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    78
    PWR
    95
    SMT
    75
    CLU
    96
    91OVR

  • Alexander the Great

    QB Leader 356-323 BC

    Never lost a battle. Does not plan to lose a game either.

    ARM
    89
    SPD
    81
    PWR
    79
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    91
    90OVR

  • Peter the Great

    TE Leader 1672-1725

    About six foot eight and built a navy from scratch. Built for tight end.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    93
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    81
    90OVR

  • Frederick Douglass

    QB Leader 1818-1895

    The most photographed American of his century, and the strongest voice in any huddle.

    ARM
    85
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    95
    CLU
    89
    89OVR

  • George Washington

    QB Leader 1732-1799

    Crossed an icy river at night to win a battle. A two-minute drill does not rattle him.

    ARM
    86
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    80
    SMT
    86
    CLU
    93
    89OVR

  • Hannibal

    RB Leader 247-183 BC

    Took elephants over the Alps. Short yardage is no trouble at all.

    ARM
    66
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    89
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    87
    89OVR

  • Shaka Zulu

    DL Leader 1787-1828

    Remade how his warriors moved and fought. Remakes a pass rush the same way.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    83
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    85
    89OVR

  • Theodore Roosevelt

    RB Leader 1858-1919

    Boxer, rancher, explorer and president. Runs between the tackles for fun.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    83
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    84
    CLU
    89
    89OVR

  • Cleopatra

    S Leader 69-30 BC

    Spoke around nine languages, so she can read a defense in all of them.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    84
    PWR
    56
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    87
    88OVR

  • Nelson Mandela

    LB Leader 1918-2013

    Boxed as a young man. Leads the defense with a calm smile.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    95
    88OVR

  • Queen Elizabeth I

    QB Leader 1533-1603

    Saw off the Spanish Armada. A blitz is nothing.

    ARM
    81
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    95
    CLU
    91
    88OVR

  • Ramesses II

    DL Leader 1303-1213 BC

    Pharaoh for 66 years who put statues of himself everywhere. Takes up a lot of space.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    58
    PWR
    93
    SMT
    79
    CLU
    81
    88OVR

  • Rosa Parks

    OL Leader 1913-2005

    Stayed in her seat and changed history. Nobody moves her off her spot.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    96
    88OVR

  • Spartacus

    DL Leader 111-71 BC

    The gladiator who led a revolt. Built for the trenches.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    95
    SMT
    71
    CLU
    89
    88OVR

  • William the Conqueror

    DL Leader 1028-1087

    Crossed the Channel in 1066 and took the whole field.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    92
    SMT
    79
    CLU
    81
    88OVR

  • Augustus

    OL Leader 63 BC-14

    Found Rome brick and left it marble. Builds a pass pocket the same way.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    55
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    81
    87OVR

  • Charlemagne

    DL Leader 747-814

    United most of western Europe. Unites a defensive front just as fast.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    81
    CLU
    79
    87OVR

  • Dwight D. Eisenhower

    LB Leader 1890-1969

    Played football at West Point and once tried to tackle Jim Thorpe. Gets another shot here.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    74
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    87
    87OVR

  • Marcus Aurelius

    QB Leader 121-180

    Philosopher emperor who wrote notes to himself about staying calm. Calm in the pocket.

    ARM
    80
    SPD
    58
    PWR
    70
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    89
    87OVR

  • Margaret Thatcher

    OL Leader 1925-2013

    The Iron Lady. Do not try to bull rush her.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    48
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    85
    87OVR

  • Napoleon Bonaparte

    QB Leader 1769-1821

    Drew up every battle plan himself. A playbook is light reading.

    ARM
    86
    SPD
    75
    PWR
    70
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    83
    87OVR

  • Paul Revere

    WR Leader 1735-1818

    Rode all night to sound the alarm. The original deep threat.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    73
    CLU
    87
    87OVR

  • Richard the Lionheart

    DL Leader 1157-1199

    Earned the nickname. Plays like it.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    93
    SMT
    71
    CLU
    85
    87OVR

  • Alexander Hamilton

    WR Leader 1755-1804

    Wrote 51 of the Federalist Papers. Runs routes like he writes: nonstop.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    82
    86OVR

  • Barack Obama

    WR Leader born 1961

    A lefty with a smooth jumper on the White House court. Runs routes just as smooth.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    83
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    87
    86OVR

  • Bill Clinton

    QB Leader born 1946

    Played the saxophone on late night TV. Smooth in the pocket, smooth at the podium.

    ARM
    82
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    66
    SMT
    92
    CLU
    86
    86OVR

  • Franklin D. Roosevelt

    OL Leader 1882-1945

    Steadied a nation over the radio. Steadies an offensive line the same way.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    58
    PWR
    82
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    90
    86OVR

  • Jimmy Carter

    OL Leader 1924-2024

    Built houses with his own hands into his nineties. Builds a wall on the left side.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    84
    SMT
    90
    CLU
    86
    86OVR

  • Joan of Arc

    LB Leader 1412-1431

    Led an army as a teenager. Leads the blitz now.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    83
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    81
    CLU
    95
    86OVR

  • Michelle Obama

    LB Leader born 1964

    Her arm workouts made headlines. Brings the same energy to tackling.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    78
    PWR
    84
    SMT
    92
    CLU
    88
    86OVR

  • Nefertiti

    CB Leader 1370-1330 BC

    Her painted bust is one of the most famous faces in history. Shadows receivers just as well.

    ARM
    54
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    56
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    85
    86OVR

  • Simon Bolivar

    RB Leader 1783-1830

    Freed six countries on horseback. Finds the open field.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    86
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    87
    86OVR

  • Ulysses S. Grant

    FB Leader 1822-1885

    The best horseman of his West Point class. Grinds the clock down in the fourth.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    86
    SMT
    84
    CLU
    86
    86OVR

  • John F. Kennedy

    QB Leader 1917-1963

    Famous for family touch football games on the lawn. Ready for the real thing.

    ARM
    85
    SPD
    75
    PWR
    68
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    85
    85OVR

  • Julius Caesar

    QB Leader 100-44 BC

    Came, saw, conquered. Expects his opening drive to go the same way.

    ARM
    85
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    77
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    81
    85OVR

  • Mansa Musa

    OL Leader 1280-1337

    Probably the richest person who ever lived. Can afford to block for anybody.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    76
    85OVR

  • Davy Crockett

    LB Leader 1786-1836

    King of the wild frontier. Wears the coonskin cap under his helmet.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    81
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    75
    CLU
    87
    84OVR

  • John Adams

    OL Leader 1735-1826

    Stubborn, loud and impossible to move off his spot. Ideal right guard.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    45
    PWR
    84
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    72
    84OVR

  • Queen Elizabeth II

    OL Leader 1926-2022

    Seventy years on the throne without missing a day. Never misses a snap either.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    45
    PWR
    82
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    86
    84OVR

  • Saladin

    S Leader 1137-1193

    Admired even by his rivals for fair play. Hits hard, hits clean.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    82
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    85
    84OVR

  • Catherine the Great

    LB Leader 1729-1796

    Ran Russia for 34 years. Runs a defense the same way.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    80
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    85
    83OVR

  • George W. Bush

    K Leader born 1946

    Once owned a baseball team and threw a famous strike at Yankee Stadium. Kicks it straight down the middle.

    ARM
    76
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    80
    CLU
    90
    83OVR

  • Donald Trump

    QB Leader born 1946

    Owned a pro football team in the 1980s. This time he wants to be the one throwing.

    ARM
    80
    SPD
    55
    PWR
    76
    SMT
    77
    CLU
    85
    82OVR

  • Queen Victoria

    OL Leader 1819-1901

    Held the throne for 63 years. Holds her block just as long, and is not amused by false starts.

    ARM
    45
    SPD
    40
    PWR
    82
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    77
    82OVR

  • Eleanor Roosevelt

    S Leader 1884-1962

    Traveled everywhere and saw everything. Nothing gets behind her.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    71
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    85
    81OVR

  • Ronald Reagan

    RB Leader 1911-2004

    Played the Gipper in a football movie. Now he gets to win one for real.

    ARM
    66
    SPD
    79
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    79
    CLU
    87
    81OVR

  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    S Leader 1933-2020

    Did planks well into her eighties. Writes a dissent for every bad call.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    66
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    91
    81OVR

  • Susan B. Anthony

    LB Leader 1820-1906

    Voted when she was told she could not. Blitzes with the same nerve.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    70
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    87
    80OVR

  • Joe Biden

    WR Leader born 1942

    Played receiver in high school and has been telling people about it ever since.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    84
    CLU
    82
    77OVR

  • Thomas Jefferson

    S Leader 1743-1826

    Drafted the Declaration of Independence at 33. Calls the coverages in perfect handwriting.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    64
    PWR
    55
    SMT
    95
    CLU
    74
    77OVR

  • Tutankhamun

    WR Leader 1341-1323 BC

    The boy king with the golden mask. Golden hands to match.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    80
    PWR
    50
    SMT
    66
    CLU
    78
    76OVR

Faith and philosophy

  • Jesus

    QB Faith 4 BC-30

    Picked twelve teammates and they changed the world. The most famous name on any roster.

    ARM
    92
    SPD
    80
    PWR
    80
    SMT
    99
    CLU
    99
    97OVR

  • Plato

    OL Thinker 428-348 BC

    Wrestled as a young man, and his name may mean broad. Built for guard.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    77
    88OVR

  • Moses

    RB Faith 1391-1271 BC

    Parted the Red Sea. Finding a hole in the line is easy.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    75
    PWR
    83
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    93
    85OVR

  • Mahatma Gandhi

    K Faith 1869-1948

    Walked 240 miles to the sea in protest. Never tires, never panics.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    42
    SMT
    95
    CLU
    93
    83OVR

  • Sun Tzu

    LB Thinker 544-496 BC

    Wrote The Art of War. Every defensive coordinator owns a copy.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    66
    SMT
    99
    CLU
    85
    81OVR

  • Buddha

    S Faith 563-483 BC

    Sat under a tree until he saw everything clearly. Reads a field the same way.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    60
    PWR
    60
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    91
    80OVR

  • Confucius

    OL Thinker 551-479 BC

    Wrote the rules on respect and order. Never once jumps offside.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    40
    PWR
    74
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    79
    80OVR

  • Aristotle

    LB Thinker 384-322 BC

    Tutored Alexander the Great. Sorted all of nature into groups, including blitz packages.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    60
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    79
    79OVR

  • Socrates

    S Thinker 470-399 BC

    Answers every question with another question. Quarterbacks never know what is coming.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    58
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    81
    78OVR

  • Mother Teresa

    S Faith 1910-1997

    Gave her whole life to others. Gives up nothing deep.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    56
    PWR
    52
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    91
    76OVR

Science and invention

  • Isaac Newton

    DL Science 1643-1727

    Wrote the laws of motion. A body at rest stays at rest, especially at nose tackle.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    42
    PWR
    93
    SMT
    99
    CLU
    79
    93OVR

  • Nikola Tesla

    WR Science 1856-1943

    Electric off the line of scrimmage.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    95
    PWR
    56
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    83
    93OVR

  • Steve Jobs

    QB Tech 1955-2011

    One more thing: a fourth-quarter comeback.

    ARM
    87
    SPD
    70
    PWR
    60
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    96
    93OVR

  • Alan Turing

    WR Science 1912-1954

    Cracked wartime codes and ran marathons at a near-Olympic level. Cracks defenses on the run.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    85
    92OVR

  • Archimedes

    OL Science 287-212 BC

    Give him a lever and a place to stand and he will move any lineman.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    40
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    81
    92OVR

  • Andrew Carnegie

    DL Tech 1835-1919

    Made his fortune in steel. Plays like it.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    54
    PWR
    93
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    79
    91OVR

  • Jensen Huang

    OL Tech born 1963

    Wears the leather jacket and powers half the internet. Powers the run game too.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    52
    PWR
    89
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    87
    91OVR

  • Wilbur Wright

    WR Science 1867-1912

    First to fly with his brother. Goes deep on every snap.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    50
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    85
    91OVR

  • Orville Wright

    WR Science 1871-1948

    Flew the first airplane flight at Kitty Hawk. Twelve seconds of hang time, every punt return.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    92
    PWR
    52
    SMT
    90
    CLU
    86
    90OVR

  • Albert Einstein

    QB Science 1879-1955

    Reads defenses at the speed of light. Relative to everyone else, anyway.

    ARM
    83
    SPD
    60
    PWR
    50
    SMT
    99
    CLU
    87
    88OVR

  • Jeff Bezos

    QB Tech born 1964

    Built a store that delivers anything. Delivers the ball on time too.

    ARM
    87
    SPD
    66
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    87
    88OVR

  • John D. Rockefeller

    OL Tech 1839-1937

    Built the biggest fortune of his age. Builds a wall.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    44
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    81
    88OVR

  • Steve Wozniak

    OL Tech born 1950

    Built the first Apple computer by hand. Blocks for the quarterback, like old times.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    81
    88OVR

  • Elon Musk

    WR Tech born 1971

    Lands rockets standing up. Wants every route to be a go route.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    87
    87OVR

  • Rosalind Franklin

    CB Science 1920-1958

    Took the X-ray photo that cracked the shape of DNA. Never misses a detail.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    83
    PWR
    52
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    85
    87OVR

  • Johannes Gutenberg

    OL Science 1400-1468

    Printed the first big run of books in Europe. Prints first downs.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    44
    PWR
    86
    SMT
    90
    CLU
    76
    86OVR

  • Richard Branson

    RB Tech born 1950

    Kitesurfs, flies balloons, launches spaceships. Returns kicks for fun.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    87
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    85
    86OVR

  • Warren Buffett

    FB Tech born 1930

    Buys and holds forever. Ball security for days.

    ARM
    54
    SPD
    40
    PWR
    81
    SMT
    99
    CLU
    89
    86OVR

  • Mark Zuckerberg

    LB Tech born 1984

    Trains jiu-jitsu and has won medals at it. Sneaky good linebacker.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    77
    PWR
    81
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    85
    85OVR

  • Alexander Graham Bell

    OL Science 1847-1922

    Invented the telephone. Still the one who calls the protections.

    ARM
    55
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    82
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    77
    84OVR

  • Marie Curie

    CB Science 1867-1934

    The only person with Nobel Prizes in two different sciences. Twice as hard to beat.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    73
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    98
    CLU
    91
    84OVR

  • Nicolaus Copernicus

    OL Science 1473-1543

    Put the sun in the middle of everything. Puts himself in the middle of the line.

    ARM
    50
    SPD
    45
    PWR
    82
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    73
    84OVR

  • Benjamin Franklin

    K Science 1706-1790

    Flew a kite in a thunderstorm. Kicking into the wind is nothing.

    ARM
    72
    SPD
    42
    PWR
    46
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    86
    83OVR

  • Thomas Edison

    TE Science 1847-1931

    Held more than a thousand patents. A thousand ways to get open.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    81
    82OVR

  • Ada Lovelace

    CB Science 1815-1852

    Wrote what is called the first computer program. Codes up the coverage.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    48
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    83
    81OVR

  • Pythagoras

    K Science 570-495 BC

    Calculates the angle on every field goal before it leaves his foot.

    ARM
    72
    SPD
    50
    PWR
    42
    SMT
    96
    CLU
    81
    81OVR

  • Charles Darwin

    LB Science 1809-1882

    Survival of the fittest is basically training camp.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    64
    PWR
    73
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    79
    80OVR

  • Euclid

    K Science 325-265 BC

    Wrote the book on geometry. Every kick goes in a straight line.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    48
    PWR
    44
    SMT
    95
    CLU
    80
    80OVR

  • Florence Nightingale

    S Science 1820-1910

    The Lady with the Lamp. Sees everything in the dark.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    68
    PWR
    56
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    89
    80OVR

  • Johannes Kepler

    K Science 1571-1630

    Mapped the orbits of the planets. Maps the arc of a punt.

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  • Bill Gates

    S Tech born 1955

    Opened windows everywhere. Finds the open window in every zone.

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  • Galileo Galilei

    S Science 1564-1642

    Pointed a telescope at the sky. Spots the open man from any distance.

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  • Louis Pasteur

    LB Science 1822-1895

    Beat germs for a living. Tackles anything that moves.

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Explorers

  • Neil Armstrong

    WR Explorer 1930-2012

    First person on the Moon. A long bomb is a short trip.

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  • Yuri Gagarin

    WR Explorer 1934-1968

    First human in space. The only true deep threat.

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  • Amelia Earhart

    WR Explorer 1897-1937

    First woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. Flies past cornerbacks.

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  • Buzz Aldrin

    WR Explorer born 1930

    Second person on the Moon. Perfectly happy being WR2.

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  • Sally Ride

    CB Explorer 1951-2012

    First American woman in space. Plenty of space in the secondary.

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  • Meriwether Lewis

    WR Explorer 1774-1809

    Mapped a route to the Pacific. Mapping one to the end zone is easier.

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  • Edmund Hillary

    TE Explorer 1919-2008

    First to the top of Everest with Tenzing Norgay. Climbs the ladder for jump balls.

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  • Marco Polo

    CB Explorer 1254-1324

    Traveled all the way to China and back. Covers the whole field.

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  • William Clark

    CB Explorer 1770-1838

    The other half of Lewis and Clark. Stays on his man for 8,000 miles.

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  • Ferdinand Magellan

    S Explorer 1480-1521

    Led the first voyage around the globe. Covers sideline to sideline.

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Art and books

  • Michelangelo

    OL Art 1475-1564

    Carved David from one block of marble. Carves out running lanes.

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  • William Shakespeare

    QB Writer 1564-1616

    Wrote about 39 plays. Calls 39 more at the line.

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  • Ernest Hemingway

    LB Writer 1899-1961

    Boxed, fished for marlin, ran with the bulls. A linebacker at heart.

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  • J.R.R. Tolkien

    OL Writer 1892-1973

    Wrote 'you shall not pass' for a wizard. Says it to every pass rusher.

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  • Leonardo da Vinci

    TE Art 1452-1519

    Painted the Mona Lisa and sketched flying machines. Can play anywhere on the field.

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  • Dr. Seuss

    DL Writer 1904-1991

    One sack, two sack, red sack, blue sack.

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  • Maya Angelou

    CB Writer 1928-2014

    And still I rise, on every third and long.

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  • Salvador Dali

    WR Art 1904-1989

    Painted melting clocks. Leaves cornerbacks melting too.

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  • Jane Austen

    CB Writer 1775-1817

    Pride, prejudice and perfect timing on the jump ball.

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  • Mark Twain

    RB Writer 1835-1910

    Reports of his slowing down have been greatly exaggerated.

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  • Pablo Picasso

    WR Art 1881-1973

    Painted things from every angle at once. His route tree works the same way.

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  • Frida Kahlo

    S Art 1907-1954

    Painted herself with total honesty. Reads a defense with the same eye.

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  • Vincent van Gogh

    CB Art 1853-1890

    Painted The Starry Night. Makes Sunday nights starry too.

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  • Andy Warhol

    WR Art 1928-1987

    Everyone gets fifteen minutes of fame. He wants all sixty.

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  • Claude Monet

    CB Art 1840-1926

    Painted the same pond about 250 times. Patient in coverage.

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  • Edgar Allan Poe

    LB Writer 1809-1849

    Quoth the raven: three and out.

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  • Agatha Christie

    S Writer 1890-1976

    Solves every mystery, including your blitz package.

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  • Charles Dickens

    S Writer 1812-1870

    Best of times, worst of times, never a blown coverage.

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  • Rembrandt

    S Art 1606-1669

    Master of light and shadow. Lives in the shadows of the deep middle.

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  • Bob Ross

    S Art 1942-1995

    No mistakes, just happy accidents. Like a tipped interception.

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Music

  • Beyonce

    WR Music born 1981

    Runs the world. Runs the two-minute drill too.

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  • Taylor Swift

    QB Music born 1989

    Sells out every stadium she plays. Already has a tight end.

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  • Michael Jackson

    WR Music 1958-2009

    Moonwalks into the end zone.

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  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

    WR Music 1756-1791

    Wrote his first symphony as a kid. Ran his first fly route even earlier.

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  • Freddie Mercury

    QB Music 1946-1991

    Owned every stadium he played. We will, we will rock you, every Sunday.

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  • Prince

    WR Music 1958-2016

    Played the most famous rainy Super Bowl halftime show ever. Loves a wet field.

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  • Frank Sinatra

    QB Music 1915-1998

    Does it his way, including the play calls.

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  • Jimi Hendrix

    WR Music 1942-1970

    Played guitar behind his back. Catches behind his back too.

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  • Ludwig van Beethoven

    LB Music 1770-1827

    Da da da DUM: the sound of a goal-line stand.

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  • Aretha Franklin

    DL Music 1942-2018

    Demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T from every offensive lineman.

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  • Tupac Shakur

    WR Music 1971-1996

    All eyez on him, especially the safeties'.

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  • Elvis Presley

    WR Music 1935-1977

    The King. Leaves the building after every touchdown.

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  • Eminem

    K Music born 1972

    You only get one shot. He does not miss it.

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  • Johann Sebastian Bach

    OL Music 1685-1750

    Wrote over a thousand works and showed up every Sunday. Reliable.

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  • Rihanna

    S Music born 1988

    Headlined a Super Bowl halftime show. Ella, ella: umbrella coverage.

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  • Bob Marley

    RB Music 1945-1981

    Loved playing soccer as much as music. Footwork for days.

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  • Lady Gaga

    CB Music born 1986

    Already headlined a Super Bowl halftime show. Now she wants the first half.

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  • Elton John

    OL Music born 1947

    Still standing after every hit. Perfect for pass protection.

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  • Louis Armstrong

    RB Music 1901-1971

    Hit high notes on the trumpet. Hits the hole on the run.

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  • Whitney Houston

    K Music 1963-2012

    Sang maybe the greatest Super Bowl anthem ever. Already knows the stadium.

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  • Snoop Dogg

    RB Music born 1971

    Runs his own youth football league. Finally gets to suit up himself.

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  • Johnny Cash

    WR Music 1932-2003

    Walks the line, so he never steps out of bounds.

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  • Madonna

    LB Music born 1958

    Reinvents herself every few years. Reinvents the blitz every week.

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  • Paul McCartney

    TE Music born 1942

    Wrote a hit melody in a dream. Runs routes like he is still in it.

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    71
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  • Bob Dylan

    CB Music born 1941

    The answer is blowing in the wind, and so is the deep ball.

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  • Dolly Parton

    S Music born 1946

    Works nine to five, and overtime on Sundays.

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  • Antonio Vivaldi

    K Music 1678-1741

    Wrote The Four Seasons. Kicks in all four.

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  • John Lennon

    S Music 1940-1980

    Imagine a defense that never gives up the deep ball.

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Screen and pop culture

  • Bruce Lee

    CB Screen 1940-1973

    Be water, my friend. Flows right through the secondary.

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  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

    DL Screen born 1947

    Seven bodybuilding world titles. He'll be back, every snap.

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  • Dwayne Johnson

    DL Screen born 1972

    Played college football before wrestling and movies. Finally back in pads.

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  • Harry Houdini

    RB Screen 1874-1926

    Escaped from everything ever locked around him. Escapes every tackle.

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  • Keanu Reeves

    CB Screen born 1964

    Dodged bullets in The Matrix. Dodging a stiff arm is easy.

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  • Oprah Winfrey

    QB Screen born 1954

    You get a first down! And you get a first down!

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  • Steve Irwin

    LB Screen 1962-2006

    Wrestled crocodiles for a living. Tight ends are no problem.

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  • Jackie Chan

    RB Screen born 1954

    Does all his own stunts. Returns kicks the same way.

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  • Meryl Streep

    QB Screen born 1949

    Most Oscar nominations of any actor. Nobody sells a pump fake better.

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  • Robin Williams

    WR Screen 1951-2014

    Did a thousand voices. Calls a thousand audibles.

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  • Tom Hanks

    RB Screen born 1956

    Ran across America on screen. Just keeps running.

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  • Kevin Hart

    WR Screen born 1979

    Jokes about his height. Plays the slot receiver role he was born for.

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  • Charlie Chaplin

    RB Screen 1889-1977

    Silent film legend. Silent snap count.

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  • John Wayne

    OL Screen 1907-1979

    Played on the line at USC before Hollywood. Back where he started.

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  • Julia Child

    DL Screen 1912-2004

    Six foot two and fearless in the kitchen. Fearless at defensive end.

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  • Marlon Brando

    LB Screen 1924-2004

    Makes the offense an offer it cannot refuse.

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  • Fred Rogers

    OL Screen 1928-2003

    The nicest lineman in history, which somehow makes it worse for you.

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  • MrBeast

    RB Screen born 1998

    Would give away a car for every touchdown.

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  • Princess Diana

    CB Screen 1961-1997

    The People's Princess. Every crowd is on her side.

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  • Audrey Hepburn

    CB Screen 1929-1993

    Breakfast at Tiffany's, brunch in the backfield.

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  • Leonardo DiCaprio

    WR Screen born 1974

    Waited years for his Oscar. Patient enough to wait for the seam.

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  • Marilyn Monroe

    WR Screen 1926-1962

    Lit up every screen she was on. Lights up the stadium screen too.

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  • Kim Kardashian

    WR Screen born 1980

    Broke the internet once. Breaks ankles now.

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  • Lucille Ball

    WR Screen 1911-1989

    Queen of the trick play. Everybody loves her flea flicker.

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  • Jim Henson

    LB Screen 1936-1990

    Brought the Muppets to life. Brings a sideline to life.

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  • Walt Disney

    TE Screen 1901-1966

    Built a kingdom out of a cartoon mouse. Builds a dynasty out of a draft.

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  • Betty White

    TE Screen 1922-2021

    A Golden Girl with golden hands.

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  • Morgan Freeman

    S Screen born 1937

    Narrates his own highlight reel while it is happening.

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    87
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  • Stan Lee

    S Screen 1922-2018

    Co-created a universe of superheroes. Excelsior!

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Sports

  • Tom Brady

    QB Sports born 1977

    Seven Super Bowl rings. Knows the position.

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    66
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  • Joe Montana

    QB Sports born 1956

    Four Super Bowl wins without one interception in any of them.

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    64
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  • Patrick Mahomes

    QB Sports born 1995

    Throws sidearm, no-look and left-handed in a pinch. Throws them all.

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  • Lionel Messi

    RB Sports born 1987

    Eight Ballon d'Or awards. Slips through any gap.

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  • Michael Jordan

    WR Sports born 1963

    Six titles, six Finals MVPs. Wants the ball with the game on the line.

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  • Peyton Manning

    QB Sports born 1976

    Omaha! Changes the play at the line, every time.

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  • Shohei Ohtani

    QB Sports born 1994

    Pitches and hits at an MVP level. Two-way player, obviously.

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  • Stephen Curry

    QB Sports born 1988

    Changed basketball with range. Changes football the same way.

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  • Bo Jackson

    RB Sports born 1962

    Played pro football and baseball at the same time. Runs through outfield walls.

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    77
    CLU
    93
    94OVR

  • Deion Sanders

    CB Sports born 1967

    Prime Time. Played in a World Series and a Super Bowl.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    97
    PWR
    66
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    95
    94OVR

  • Jackie Robinson

    RB Sports 1919-1972

    Broke baseball's color line. Starred at running back for UCLA first.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    95
    PWR
    77
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    97
    94OVR

  • Jesse Owens

    WR Sports 1913-1980

    Four Olympic golds in 1936. Takes the top off any defense.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    98
    PWR
    71
    SMT
    81
    CLU
    96
    94OVR

  • LeBron James

    TE Sports born 1984

    An all-state receiver in high school. Finally switches back.

    ARM
    81
    SPD
    89
    PWR
    95
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    93
    94OVR

  • Magic Johnson

    QB Sports born 1959

    Made the no-look pass famous. A six foot nine point guard, so a six foot nine quarterback.

    ARM
    92
    SPD
    77
    PWR
    81
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    95
    94OVR

  • Pele

    RB Sports 1940-2022

    Won three World Cups. Footwork no linebacker can follow.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    95
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    97
    94OVR

  • Barry Sanders

    RB Sports born 1968

    Made defenders miss, then handed the ball to the official.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    97
    PWR
    73
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    91
    93OVR

  • Caitlin Clark

    QB Sports born 2002

    Shoots from the logo. Throws from it too.

    ARM
    94
    SPD
    81
    PWR
    58
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    95
    93OVR

  • Jerry Rice

    WR Sports born 1962

    Most receiving yards in NFL history. The ringer of the cast.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    71
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    97
    93OVR

  • Lewis Hamilton

    WR Sports born 1985

    Seven Formula One titles. Fastest on four wheels, quick on two feet.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    96
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    91
    93OVR

  • Muhammad Ali

    LB Sports 1942-2016

    Floats like a butterfly, stings like a linebacker.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    97
    93OVR

  • Simone Biles

    CB Sports born 1997

    The most decorated gymnast ever. Flips into the end zone.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    95
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    95
    93OVR

  • Bill Russell

    LB Sports 1934-2022

    Eleven championships. Blocks everything that moves.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    98
    92OVR

  • Cristiano Ronaldo

    WR Sports born 1985

    Five Ballon d'Or awards and a famous leap. Wins every jump ball.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    83
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    96
    92OVR

  • Dan Marino

    QB Sports born 1961

    The quickest release anybody ever saw.

    ARM
    96
    SPD
    48
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    89
    92OVR

  • Diego Maradona

    RB Sports 1960-2020

    Dribbled past half a team for the most famous goal of 1986. Half a defense is easy.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    70
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    95
    92OVR

  • Kobe Bryant

    WR Sports 1978-2020

    Mamba mentality on every single down.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    98
    92OVR

  • Nadia Comaneci

    CB Sports born 1961

    Scored the first perfect ten in Olympic gymnastics. Sticks every landing.

    ARM
    52
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    95
    92OVR

  • Novak Djokovic

    CB Sports born 1987

    24 Grand Slam singles titles. Bends like rubber in coverage.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    72
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    97
    92OVR

  • Serena Williams

    CB Sports born 1981

    23 Grand Slam singles titles. Serves up pick sixes.

    ARM
    66
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    89
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    97
    92OVR

  • Shaquille O'Neal

    OL Sports born 1972

    Seven foot one. Left tackle, obviously.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    60
    PWR
    99
    SMT
    77
    CLU
    83
    92OVR

  • Walter Payton

    RB Sports 1954-1999

    Sweetness. Never ran out of bounds without a fight.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    95
    92OVR

  • Ichiro Suzuki

    WR Sports born 1973

    More than 4,300 hits across two leagues. Catches everything near him.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    93
    PWR
    60
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    91
    91OVR

  • Rafael Nadal

    LB Sports born 1986

    Fourteen French Open titles. Grinds every down like it is clay.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    87
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    96
    91OVR

  • Usain Bolt

    WR Sports born 1986

    Fastest human ever timed. Nobody covers him deep.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    99
    PWR
    71
    SMT
    73
    CLU
    91
    91OVR

  • Wayne Gretzky

    S Sports born 1961

    Goes where the puck is going to be. Same with the ball.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    87
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    93
    91OVR

  • Wilt Chamberlain

    DL Sports 1936-1999

    Scored 100 points in one game. Dominates the trenches.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    79
    PWR
    97
    SMT
    75
    CLU
    87
    91OVR

  • Babe Didrikson Zaharias

    WR Sports 1911-1956

    Olympic track gold, then golf titles. Good at literally everything.

    ARM
    70
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    83
    CLU
    93
    90OVR

  • Jim Thorpe

    RB Sports 1887-1953

    Olympic champion and an early pro football star. Already knows the game.

    ARM
    75
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    89
    SMT
    81
    CLU
    93
    90OVR

  • Lou Gehrig

    FB Sports 1903-1941

    The Iron Horse: 2,130 games in a row. Never misses a practice.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    93
    90OVR

  • Mia Hamm

    WR Sports born 1972

    Two World Cups. Fires on target from anywhere.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    91
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    93
    90OVR

  • Tiger Woods

    K Sports born 1975

    Fifteen majors. Perfect follow-through on every kick.

    ARM
    81
    SPD
    64
    PWR
    64
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    97
    90OVR

  • Jack Nicklaus

    K Sports born 1940

    Eighteen majors. Kicks with the same calm.

    ARM
    80
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    66
    SMT
    91
    CLU
    96
    89OVR

  • Venus Williams

    S Sports born 1980

    Five Wimbledon singles titles. Long arms, closes fast.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    89
    PWR
    81
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    91
    89OVR

  • Babe Ruth

    TE Sports 1895-1948

    Called his shot, supposedly. Calls his touchdowns too.

    ARM
    81
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    91
    SMT
    75
    CLU
    96
    88OVR

  • Hank Aaron

    FB Sports 1934-2021

    755 home runs, hit with grace. Carries a heavy load.

    ARM
    62
    SPD
    81
    PWR
    89
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    93
    88OVR

  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

    TE Sports born 1947

    The skyhook was unblockable. So is the fade route.

    ARM
    71
    SPD
    77
    PWR
    85
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    91
    88OVR

  • Martina Navratilova

    LB Sports born 1956

    Nine Wimbledon singles titles. Rushes the net, rushes the passer.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    85
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    93
    88OVR

  • Michael Phelps

    WR Sports born 1985

    23 Olympic golds and a wingspan made for jump balls.

    ARM
    58
    SPD
    89
    PWR
    75
    SMT
    79
    CLU
    93
    88OVR

  • Travis Kelce

    TE Sports born 1989

    Ten Pro Bowls at tight end. Great chemistry with a certain quarterback.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    82
    PWR
    87
    SMT
    87
    CLU
    95
    88OVR

  • Billie Jean King

    LB Sports born 1943

    Won the Battle of the Sexes. Wins every battle at the line.

    ARM
    56
    SPD
    84
    PWR
    69
    SMT
    89
    CLU
    93
    87OVR

  • David Beckham

    K Sports born 1975

    Bends it like himself. Field goals curl in from anywhere.

    ARM
    83
    SPD
    72
    PWR
    62
    SMT
    85
    CLU
    91
    87OVR

  • Roger Federer

    K Sports born 1981

    Twenty Grand Slams with effortless grace. Effortless punts too.

    ARM
    77
    SPD
    81
    PWR
    60
    SMT
    93
    CLU
    93
    87OVR

  • Vince Lombardi

    LB Sports 1913-1970

    The Super Bowl trophy carries his name. Fair to say he knows the game.

    ARM
    60
    SPD
    62
    PWR
    81
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    96
    87OVR

  • Larry Bird

    S Sports born 1956

    Tells you exactly what he is about to do, then does it.

    ARM
    64
    SPD
    64
    PWR
    73
    SMT
    97
    CLU
    97
    85OVR

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