Isaac Newton as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Godfrey Kneller, Public domain
Natural position
DL Defensive lineman
Grade
93OVRWrote the laws of motion. A body at rest stays at rest, especially at nose tackle.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 50
- Speed
- 42
- Power
- 93
- Smarts
- 99
- Clutch
- 79
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- DLDefensive lineman, natural93
- OLOffensive lineman91
- FBFullback80
- LBLinebacker75
Scouting report
- Pros
- 93 power. Wrote the laws of motion, so he knows exactly where the quarterback is going.
- Cons
- 42 speed. A body at rest stays at rest.
- Pro comp
- Vita Vea
Isaac Newton in real life
Real life
English mathematician and physicist (1642–1727)
- Lived
- 1642 to 1727
- From
- Kingdom of England, Kingdom of Great Britain
- Known as
- mathematician, philosopher, physicist, astronomer
- Honors
- Knight Bachelor
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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