Jesus as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Unknown artistUnknown artist, Public domain
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
97OVRPicked twelve teammates and they changed the world. The most famous name on any roster.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 92
- Speed
- 80
- Power
- 80
- Smarts
- 99
- Clutch
- 99
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural97
- KKicker93
- SSafety86
- WRWide receiver85
Jesus in real life
Real life
central figure of Christianity (c. 6 or 4 BC – AD 30 or 33)
- Lived
- 5 BC to 30
- From
- Herodian Kingdom of Judea
- Known as
- preacher, prophet, carpenter, rabbi
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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More quarterbacks near 97
Tom BradySeven Super Bowl rings. Knows the position.97OVR
Joe MontanaFour Super Bowl wins without one interception in any of them.96OVR
Patrick MahomesThrows sidearm, no-look and left-handed in a pinch. Throws them all.96OVR
Peyton ManningOmaha! Changes the play at the line, every time.95OVR
Shohei OhtaniPitches and hits at an MVP level. Two-way player, obviously.95OVR
Stephen CurryChanged basketball with range. Changes football the same way.95OVR
Put Jesus on your team
Snake draft famous people into a football team with friends or computer teams, then watch a simulated season decide the champion. Free, no account.
Draft JesusParody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.