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Jesus as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Jesus

Photo: Unknown artistUnknown artist, Public domain

Faith Icon4 BC to 30

Natural position

QB Quarterback

Grade

97OVR

Picked twelve teammates and they changed the world. The most famous name on any roster.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
92
Speed
80
Power
80
Smarts
99
Clutch
99

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. QBQuarterback, natural97
  2. KKicker93
  3. SSafety86
  4. WRWide receiver85

Jesus in real life

Real life

central figure of Christianity (c. 6 or 4 BC – AD 30 or 33)

Lived
5 BC to 30
From
Herodian Kingdom of Judea
Known as
preacher, prophet, carpenter, rabbi

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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Parody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.