Ludwig van Beethoven as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Joseph Karl Stieler, Public domain
Music1770-1827
Natural position
LB Linebacker
Grade
89OVRDa da da DUM: the sound of a goal-line stand.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 58
- Speed
- 66
- Power
- 87
- Smarts
- 95
- Clutch
- 91
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- LBLinebacker, natural89
- OLOffensive lineman85
- FBFullback81
- SSafety81
Scouting report
- Pros
- Wrote the Ninth Symphony after losing his hearing. Crowd noise is not a factor. 87 power.
- Cons
- 66 speed.
- Pro comp
- Bobby Wagner
Ludwig van Beethoven in real life
Real life
German composer (1770-1827)
- Lived
- 1770 to 1827
- From
- Electorate of Cologne, Austrian Empire
- Known as
- composer, pianist, conductor, music educator
- Active
- 1782 to 1827
- Honors
- Bröckemännche Award
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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