Mark Zuckerberg as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Anthony Quintano from Westminster, United States, CC BY 2.0
Natural position
LB Linebacker
Grade
85OVRTrains jiu-jitsu and has won medals at it. Sneaky good linebacker.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 56
- Speed
- 77
- Power
- 81
- Smarts
- 93
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- LBLinebacker, natural85
- SSafety83
- OLOffensive lineman80
- CBCornerback79
Mark Zuckerberg in real life
Real life
American Internet entrepreneur
- Lived
- Born 1984
- From
- United States
- Known as
- programmer, entrepreneur, computer scientist, patron of the arts
- Active
- since 2004
- Honors
- California Hall of Fame, Time Person of the Year, Axel Springer Award, BigBrotherAwards, and 3 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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