Abraham Lincoln as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Alexander Gardner, Public domain
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
91OVRSix foot four, a champion wrestler as a young man, and the best speechwriter in any huddle.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 88
- Speed
- 64
- Power
- 84
- Smarts
- 97
- Clutch
- 91
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural91
- KKicker87
- OLOffensive lineman84
- FBFullback79
Scouting report
- Pros
- 6-4 with a long release point, and a champion wrestler, so he can take a hit. Best pregame speech in the class, and it runs under 300 words.
- Cons
- 64 speed. A collapsing pocket is a problem.
- Pro comp
- Justin Herbert in a stovepipe hat
Abraham Lincoln in real life
Real life
president of the United States from 1861 to 1865 (1809-1865)
- Lived
- 1809 to 1865
- From
- United States
- Known as
- politician, postmaster, lawyer, statesperson
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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