Alexander the Great as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, Public domain
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
90OVRNever lost a battle. Does not plan to lose a game either.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 89
- Speed
- 81
- Power
- 79
- Smarts
- 89
- Clutch
- 91
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural90
- KKicker86
- SSafety82
- WRWide receiver81
Scouting report
- Pros
- Never lost a battle. Ruled most of the known world by 30. 89 arm, 91 clutch.
- Cons
- Tutored by Aristotle and still never learned to take a knee.
- Pro comp
- Patrick Mahomes
Alexander the Great in real life
Real life
king of Macedonia and conqueror of Achaemenid Persia (356–323 BC)
- Lived
- 356 BC to 323 BC
- From
- Macedonia
- Known as
- politician, military leader, monarch
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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