Alexander Hamilton as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: John Trumbull, Public domain
Natural position
WR Wide receiver
Grade
86OVRWrote 51 of the Federalist Papers. Runs routes like he writes: nonstop.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 62
- Speed
- 85
- Power
- 58
- Smarts
- 93
- Clutch
- 82
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- WRWide receiver, natural86
- CBCornerback84
- SSafety81
- LBLinebacker73
Scouting report
- Pros
- Wrote 51 of the 85 Federalist Papers. Runs routes the way he wrote: nonstop.
- Cons
- Takes every challenge personally. Never slides, never runs out of bounds.
- Pro comp
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
Alexander Hamilton in real life
Real life
American Founding Father and statesman (1755/1757–1804)
- Lived
- 1757 to 1804
- From
- United States
- Known as
- economist, philosopher, military personnel, politician
- Active
- since 1775
- Honors
- Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, New Jersey Hall of Fame
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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