Paul Revere as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: John Singleton Copley, Public domain
Natural position
WR Wide receiver
Grade
87OVRRode all night to sound the alarm. The original deep threat.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 60
- Speed
- 93
- Power
- 58
- Smarts
- 73
- Clutch
- 87
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- WRWide receiver, natural87
- CBCornerback85
- SSafety77
- RBRunning back74
Scouting report
- Pros
- 93 speed. Rode all night to warn the regulars were coming. The original deep threat.
- Cons
- Shares the play call with the entire neighborhood.
- Pro comp
- Xavier Worthy
Paul Revere in real life
Real life
American silversmith and Patriot in the American Revolution (1735–1818)
- Lived
- 1734 to 1818
- From
- United States
- Known as
- silversmith, entrepreneur, military personnel
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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