Augustus as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Joel Bellviure, CC BY-SA 4.0
Natural position
OL Offensive lineman
Grade
87OVRFound Rome brick and left it marble. Builds a pass pocket the same way.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 55
- Speed
- 55
- Power
- 87
- Smarts
- 91
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- OLOffensive lineman, natural87
- FBFullback78
- TETight end75
- DLDefensive lineman75
Scouting report
- Pros
- Found Rome a city of brick and left it marble. Builds a pocket the same way.
- Cons
- 55 speed.
- Pro comp
- Penei Sewell
Augustus in real life
Real life
first emperor of the Roman Empire and founder of the Julio-Claudian dynasty
- Lived
- 63 BC to 14
- From
- Ancient Rome
- Known as
- politician, military personnel, ruler
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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