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Johann Sebastian Bach as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Johann Sebastian Bach

Photo: Elias Gottlob Haussmann, Public domain

Music1685-1750

Natural position

OL Offensive lineman

Grade

87OVR

Wrote over a thousand works and showed up every Sunday. Reliable.

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Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
52
Speed
44
Power
85
Smarts
93
Clutch
81

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. OLOffensive lineman, natural87
  2. FBFullback75
  3. TETight end71
  4. DLDefensive lineman70

Scouting report

Pros
Wrote over a thousand works and showed up every Sunday. Reliable.
Cons
44 speed.
Pro comp
Joe Thuney

Johann Sebastian Bach in real life

Real life

German composer (1685–1750)

Lived
1685 to 1750
From
Duchy of Saxe-Eisenach, Holy Roman Empire
Known as
composer, organist, harpsichordist, violinist
Active
since 1710

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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