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Buddha as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Buddha

Photo: พระมหาเทวประภาส วชิรญาณเมธี (ผู้ถ่าย-ปล่อยสัญญาอนุญาตภาพให้นำไปใช้ได้เพื่อการศึกษาโดยอยู่ภา่ยใต้ cc-by-sa-3.0) ผู้สร้างสรรค์ผลงาน/ส่งข้อมูลเ, CC BY-SA 3.0

Faith563 to 483 BC

Natural position

S Safety

Grade

80OVR

Sat under a tree until he saw everything clearly. Reads a field the same way.

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Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
50
Speed
60
Power
60
Smarts
98
Clutch
91

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. SSafety, natural80
  2. CBCornerback74
  3. KKicker74
  4. WRWide receiver71

Buddha in real life

Real life

Indian philosopher and the founder of Buddhism (623 or 563 BCE – 543 or 483 BCE)

Lived
500 BC to 500 BC
Known as
Buddhist monk, philosopher, founder of religion, religious leader

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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Parody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.