Dolly Parton as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: David Gahr, Public domain
Musicborn 1946
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
80OVRWorks nine to five, and overtime on Sundays.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 56
- Speed
- 70
- Power
- 58
- Smarts
- 91
- Clutch
- 91
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural80
- CBCornerback77
- WRWide receiver75
- KKicker75
Dolly Parton in real life
Real life
American singer-songwriter (1946–2026)
- Lived
- 1946 to 2026
- From
- United States
- Known as
- country singer, singer-songwriter, actor, guitarist
- Active
- 1959 to 2026
- Honors
- National Medal of Arts, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, American Music Award for Favorite Country Album, Country Music Association Award for Entertainer of the Year, and 24 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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