Charles Dickens as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Jeremiah Gurney, Public domain
Writer1812-1870
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
78OVRBest of times, worst of times, never a blown coverage.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 56
- Speed
- 62
- Power
- 60
- Smarts
- 95
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural78
- CBCornerback72
- KKicker71
- WRWide receiver69
Scouting report
- Pros
- Best of times, worst of times, never a blown coverage. 95 IQ.
- Cons
- 62 speed.
- Pro comp
- A Hard Knocks storyline
Charles Dickens in real life
Real life
English novelist and social critic (1812–1870)
- Lived
- 1812 to 1870
- From
- United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
- Known as
- writer, novelist, journalist, social critic
- Honors
- Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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