Socrates as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Copy of Lysippos (?), Public domain
Natural position
S Safety
Grade
78OVRAnswers every question with another question. Quarterbacks never know what is coming.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 56
- Speed
- 58
- Power
- 64
- Smarts
- 97
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- SSafety, natural78
- KKicker71
- OLOffensive lineman70
- CBCornerback70
Scouting report
- Pros
- Answers every question with another question. Quarterbacks never know what's coming. 97 IQ.
- Cons
- 58 speed, 64 power.
- Pro comp
- A coach's son
Socrates in real life
Real life
5th-century BCE Greek philosopher
- Lived
- 470 BC to 399 BC
- From
- Classical Athens
- Known as
- philosopher, teacher, writer, ethicist
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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