George Washington as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Gilbert Stuart, Public domain
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
89OVRCrossed an icy river at night to win a battle. A two-minute drill does not rattle him.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 86
- Speed
- 72
- Power
- 80
- Smarts
- 86
- Clutch
- 93
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural89
- KKicker85
- OLOffensive lineman79
- TETight end78
Scouting report
- Pros
- Crossed the icy Delaware on Christmas night and won at Trenton the next morning. That's a two-minute drill. 93 clutch.
- Cons
- 72 speed, and he lost more battles than he won. Still won the title.
- Pro comp
- Jalen Hurts. Wins ugly, wins anyway
George Washington in real life
Real life
Founding Father and first U.S. president (1732–1799)
- Lived
- 1732 to 1799
- From
- Kingdom of Great Britain, United States
- Known as
- politician, farmer, cartographer, geometer
- Active
- 1752 to 1797
- Honors
- Congressional Gold Medal, Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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