Julia Child as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Lynn Gilbert, CC BY-SA 4.0
Screen1912-2004
Natural position
DL Defensive lineman
Grade
87OVRSix foot two and fearless in the kitchen. Fearless at defensive end.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 52
- Speed
- 58
- Power
- 87
- Smarts
- 87
- Clutch
- 87
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- DLDefensive lineman, natural87
- OLOffensive lineman85
- FBFullback79
- LBLinebacker76
Scouting report
- Pros
- Six foot two and fearless. Worked for US intelligence in World War II before she ever cooked on TV. 87 power.
- Cons
- 58 speed.
- Pro comp
- A two-gap run stuffer
Julia Child in real life
Real life
American chef
- Lived
- 1912 to 2004
- From
- United States
- Known as
- writer, cook, television presenter, copywriter
- Active
- since 1935
- Honors
- Knight of the Legion of Honour, Peabody Awards, Presidential Medal of Freedom, Daytime Emmy Award, and 4 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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