Ramesses II as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
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Natural position
DL Defensive lineman
Grade
88OVRPharaoh for 66 years who put statues of himself everywhere. Takes up a lot of space.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 55
- Speed
- 58
- Power
- 93
- Smarts
- 79
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- DLDefensive lineman, natural88
- OLOffensive lineman86
- FBFullback81
- LBLinebacker76
Scouting report
- Pros
- Pharaoh for 66 years. Takes up two gaps and a lot of space. 93 power.
- Cons
- Wants a statue of himself outside the stadium by Week 2.
- Pro comp
- Dexter Lawrence
Ramesses II in real life
Real life
Egyptian third pharaoh of the Nineteenth Dynasty
- Lived
- 1303 BC to 1213 BC
- From
- Ancient Egypt
- Known as
- statesperson, pharaoh
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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