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If Cristiano Ronaldo played golf: rated 86, best at nerve

Cristiano Ronaldo would be a golfer rated 86 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (92). The course that suits Cristiano Ronaldo best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. An all around golfer built for pressure. His nerve leads the card, his short game is close behind, and even his weakest club, the irons, is strong.

Portrait of Cristiano Ronaldo

Photo: Bryan Berlin, CC BY-SA 4.0

Sportsborn 1985

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

86OVR

Plays like: A complete athlete who wants the biggest moment on the final hole.

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
84
Irons
83
Short game
89
Putting
85
Nerve
92
Course IQ
87

Cristiano Ronaldo at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major86
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship85
  3. NATThe National Open86
  4. LNKThe Links Open87

Cristiano Ronaldo as a golfer: scouting report

Cristiano Ronaldo has built a career on wanting the ball when everything is on the line, and in golf that player is the one standing over the putt to win on Sunday. He has won the Ballon d'Or five times and became the top scorer in the history of men's international football, and that same hunger shows up as the best rating on his golf card. His nerve is elite. A man who scored the deciding penalty in the 2016 Champions League final would treat a downhill five footer as routine.

His famous free kicks, with that knuckling flight that dips at the last moment, translate into a short game full of tricks. He can flight a pitch low, spin it hard or run it up a slope, and his short game is the second best part of his card. Off the tee he is long as well. Years of explosive training and that famous leap give him real power, so he can take on carries that most of this draft cannot. His putting and course IQ are both strong, which leaves very few holes in his game.

If there is a soft spot, it is the iron play, and even that is a strength by most standards. It simply trails the rest of a very complete card. The Links Open is his best fit, where wind and firm turf reward a player who can change ball flight and keep his head. The Long Course Championship is his weakest major on paper, though his length keeps him competitive there too. He is a first round golfer. Take him early and build the rest of your roster around him.

Plays like A complete athlete who wants the biggest moment on the final hole

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Cristiano Ronaldo in other sports

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Cristiano Ronaldo in real life

Real life

Portuguese association football player (born 1985)

Lived
Born 1985
From
Portugal
Known as
association football player, fashion entrepreneur, model, athlete
Sport
association football
Played
wing half, forward
Teams
Al-Nassr, Manchester United F.C., Real Madrid Club de Fútbol, Sporting CP
Active
since 2002
Honors
Ballon d'Or, FIFA Ballon d'Or, UEFA Team of the Year, PFA Team of the Year, and 46 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Cristiano Ronaldo in golf

What kind of golfer would Cristiano Ronaldo be?
A golfer rated 86 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (92) and weakest on irons (83). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Cristiano Ronaldo's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
86, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Cristiano Ronaldo's best attribute?
Nerve, at 92. The weakest is irons, at 83.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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