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If David Beckham played golf: rated 85, best at nerve

David Beckham would be a golfer rated 85 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (91). The course that suits David Beckham best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A golfer who bends the ball at will and holes the big putts. Nerve and putting lead his card, and driving distance is the soft spot.

Portrait of David Beckham

Photo: Soccer Aid for Unicef, CC BY 3.0

Sportsborn 1975

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

85OVR

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
73
Irons
85
Short game
86
Putting
90
Nerve
91
Course IQ
88

David Beckham at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major86
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship82
  3. NATThe National Open85
  4. LNKThe Links Open87

David Beckham as a golfer: scouting report

David Beckham made a career out of curling a football around walls of defenders, and a golfer who can bend the ball on command is a dangerous thing. Picture him hooking a long iron around a tree and onto the green, or fading a wedge into a tucked pin. His nerve is the top of his card. The man who curled in a free kick in stoppage time against Greece in 2001 to send England to the World Cup would not blink over a putt to win.

His putting is next, and it fits his game perfectly. The same eye that judged exactly how much a free kick would swerve would read a breaking putt with ease. His short game and course IQ are both strong, and his iron play is good, which leaves him with a very even card. He was part of the Manchester United side that won the treble in 1999, and he understood how to play a role inside a great team, a useful quality in a format that rewards a balanced roster.

Driving is where he gives up ground. He is not one of the long hitters, so The Long Course Championship, with its demanding carries, is his worst fit. The Links Open is his best. Wind and firm turf are where ball shaping really pays, and he grew up playing on English pitches in every kind of weather. Draft him early as a reliable scorer with real big moment pedigree, then add a power hitter later to balance the roster.

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David Beckham in other sports

David Beckham in every sport, side by side

David Beckham in real life

Real life

English footballer (born 1975)

Lived
Born 1975
From
United Kingdom
Known as
association football player, model, blogger, actor
Sport
association football
Played
midfielder
Teams
Paris Saint-Germain FC, Manchester United F.C., Real Madrid Club de Fútbol, LA Galaxy
Active
1992 to 2013
Honors
Officer of the Order of the British Empire, UEFA Club Footballer of the Year, MLS Comeback Player of the Year Award, English Football Hall of Fame, and 23 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about David Beckham in golf

What kind of golfer would David Beckham be?
A golfer rated 85 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (91) and weakest on driving (73). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is David Beckham's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
85, out of a top mark of 99.
What is David Beckham's best attribute?
Nerve, at 91. The weakest is driving, at 73.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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