If Marilyn Monroe played golf: rated 78, best at nerve
Marilyn Monroe would be a golfer rated 78 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (90). The course that suits Marilyn Monroe best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A poised golfer who rises to the big moment. Nerve leads her card, course IQ is next, and driving distance is the soft spot.

Photo: Sam Shaw, Public domain
Natural position
G Golfer
Rating
78OVRPlays like: A poised performer who saves her best for the spotlight.
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Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Driving
- 62
- Irons
- 75
- Short game
- 83
- Putting
- 80
- Nerve
- 90
- Course IQ
- 84
Marilyn Monroe at each major
Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.
- SPRThe Spring Major79
- LNGThe Long Course Championship73
- NATThe National Open78
- LNKThe Links Open81
Marilyn Monroe as a golfer: scouting report
Marilyn Monroe was one of the most famous film stars in the world, and she handled that spotlight while always pushing to grow as an artist. That poise is the top of her golf card. Her nerve is the best thing she has, and she would be at her best on the final holes with the cameras close and the crowd pressing in. Very few people ever performed under more attention.
Her course IQ is the next strength, and it reflects a side of her that people often overlooked. In the mid 1950s she cofounded her own production company so she could choose better roles, a rare move for an actress at the time, and she studied at the Actors Studio in New York to sharpen her craft. That is a player who thinks about her game. Her short game is strong, and her comic timing, from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes to her Golden Globe winning turn in Some Like It Hot, would show in a soft, well judged chip. Her putting is solid and her iron play is steady, which gives her plenty of chances to score.
Driving is the soft spot, and it is the lowest mark on her card. The Long Course Championship, where carry distance matters most, is her worst major. The Links Open is her best, where imagination and calm under pressure count for more than length. Draft her in the middle rounds as a composed scorer, and pair her with a long hitter who can handle the big venues.
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Marilyn Monroe in other sports
- FootballWide receiver85OVR
- BasketballShooting guard78OVR
- HockeyRight wing84OVR
- SoccerGoalkeeper83OVR
- BaseballShortstop81OVR
- GolfGolfer78OVR
Marilyn Monroe in real life
Real life
American actress and model (1926–1962)
- Lived
- 1926 to 1962
- From
- United States
- Known as
- film actor, film producer, singer, autobiographer
- Active
- 1945 to 1962
- Honors
- Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy, Targa d'Oro, Henrietta Award, star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, and 1 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
Questions about Marilyn Monroe in golf
- What kind of golfer would Marilyn Monroe be?
- A golfer rated 78 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (90) and weakest on driving (62). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
- What is Marilyn Monroe's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
- 78, out of a top mark of 99.
- What is Marilyn Monroe's best attribute?
- Nerve, at 90. The weakest is driving, at 62.
- Are these ratings real?
- No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.
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