Skip to main content

If Marilyn Monroe played golf: rated 78, best at nerve

Marilyn Monroe would be a golfer rated 78 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (90). The course that suits Marilyn Monroe best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A poised golfer who rises to the big moment. Nerve leads her card, course IQ is next, and driving distance is the soft spot.

Portrait of Marilyn Monroe

Photo: Sam Shaw, Public domain

Screen1926-1962

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

78OVR

Plays like: A poised performer who saves her best for the spotlight.

Play Legends Draft Golf

Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
62
Irons
75
Short game
83
Putting
80
Nerve
90
Course IQ
84

Marilyn Monroe at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major79
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship73
  3. NATThe National Open78
  4. LNKThe Links Open81

Marilyn Monroe as a golfer: scouting report

Marilyn Monroe was one of the most famous film stars in the world, and she handled that spotlight while always pushing to grow as an artist. That poise is the top of her golf card. Her nerve is the best thing she has, and she would be at her best on the final holes with the cameras close and the crowd pressing in. Very few people ever performed under more attention.

Her course IQ is the next strength, and it reflects a side of her that people often overlooked. In the mid 1950s she cofounded her own production company so she could choose better roles, a rare move for an actress at the time, and she studied at the Actors Studio in New York to sharpen her craft. That is a player who thinks about her game. Her short game is strong, and her comic timing, from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes to her Golden Globe winning turn in Some Like It Hot, would show in a soft, well judged chip. Her putting is solid and her iron play is steady, which gives her plenty of chances to score.

Driving is the soft spot, and it is the lowest mark on her card. The Long Course Championship, where carry distance matters most, is her worst major. The Links Open is her best, where imagination and calm under pressure count for more than length. Draft her in the middle rounds as a composed scorer, and pair her with a long hitter who can handle the big venues.

Plays like A poised performer who saves her best for the spotlight

Advertisement

Marilyn Monroe in other sports

Marilyn Monroe in every sport, side by side

Marilyn Monroe in real life

Real life

American actress and model (1926–1962)

Lived
1926 to 1962
From
United States
Known as
film actor, film producer, singer, autobiographer
Active
1945 to 1962
Honors
Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy, Targa d'Oro, Henrietta Award, star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, and 1 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Marilyn Monroe in golf

What kind of golfer would Marilyn Monroe be?
A golfer rated 78 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (90) and weakest on driving (62). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Marilyn Monroe's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
78, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Marilyn Monroe's best attribute?
Nerve, at 90. The weakest is driving, at 62.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

Advertisement

Put Marilyn Monroe in your lineup

5 rolls, a team of five, four majors. Can you win the Grand Slam? Free, no account.

Play Legends Draft Golf

Parody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.