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Albert Einstein as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Albert Einstein

Photo: Oren Jack Turner, Public domain

Science Icon1879-1955

Natural position

QB Quarterback

Grade

88OVR

Reads defenses at the speed of light. Relative to everyone else, anyway.

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Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
83
Speed
60
Power
50
Smarts
99
Clutch
87

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. QBQuarterback, natural88
  2. KKicker84
  3. SSafety75
  4. CBCornerback71

Scouting report

Pros
99 IQ. Reads a defense at the speed of light, relatively speaking.
Cons
50 power, 60 speed. Pocket passer only.
Pro comp
Peyton Manning

Albert Einstein in real life

Real life

German-born theoretical physicist (1879–1955)

Lived
1879 to 1955
From
Kingdom of Württemberg, statelessness
Known as
theoretical physicist, philosopher of science, inventor, science writer
Honors
Barnard Medal for Meritorious Service to Science, Nobel Prize in Physics, Gold Medal of the Royal Astronomical Society, Prix Jules Janssen, and 16 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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