Jeff Bezos as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Seattle City Council from Seattle, CC BY 2.0
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
88OVRBuilt a store that delivers anything. Delivers the ball on time too.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 87
- Speed
- 66
- Power
- 72
- Smarts
- 93
- Clutch
- 87
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural88
- KKicker84
- SSafety77
- OLOffensive lineman75
Jeff Bezos in real life
Real life
American business magnate (born 1964)
- Lived
- Born 1964
- From
- United States
- Known as
- computer scientist, entrepreneur, commercial astronaut, business oligarch
- Active
- since 1986
- Honors
- The James Smithson Bicentennial Medal, Time Person of the Year, Axel Springer Award, Heinlein Prize for Advances in Space Commercialization, and 8 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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