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Archimedes as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Archimedes

Photo: Domenico Fetti, Public domain

Science287 to 212 BC

Natural position

OL Offensive lineman

Grade

92OVR

Give him a lever and a place to stand and he will move any lineman.

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Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
50
Speed
40
Power
91
Smarts
98
Clutch
81

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. OLOffensive lineman, natural92
  2. FBFullback79
  3. TETight end73
  4. DLDefensive lineman72

Scouting report

Pros
98 IQ. Said give him a lever and a place to stand and he would move the world. A nose tackle weighs less than the world.
Cons
40 speed. And per the story he once ran through town naked yelling Eureka. That's a false start.
Pro comp
Zack Martin

Archimedes in real life

Real life

Greek mathematician and physicist (c. 287 – c. 212 BC)

Lived
287 BC to 212 BC
From
Syracuse
Known as
mathematician, physicist, astronomer, inventor

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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