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Winston Churchill as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Winston Churchill

Photo: Unknown author, Public domain

Leader Icon1874-1965

Natural position

OL Offensive lineman

Grade

92OVR

Never, never, never gives up a sack.

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Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
64
Speed
40
Power
91
Smarts
91
Clutch
96

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. OLOffensive lineman, natural92
  2. FBFullback80
  3. KKicker80
  4. TETight end76

Scouting report

Pros
91 power, 96 clutch. Will fight on the beaches, fight in the A-gap, and never, never, never give up a sack.
Cons
40 speed. Do not ask him to pull.
Pro comp
Jason Kelce with a cigar

Winston Churchill in real life

Real life

British statesman, soldier and writer (1874–1965)

Lived
1874 to 1965
From
United Kingdom, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
Known as
politician, historian, journalist, painter
Honors
Nobel Prize in Literature, Companion of the Liberation, Fellow of the Royal Society, Grand Cross of the Order of the Oak Crown, and 40 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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