Michelangelo as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Art1475-1564

Natural position

OL Offensive lineman

Grade

93OVR

Carved David from one block of marble. Carves out running lanes.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

Pros: 93 power, 96 IQ. Carved David from one block of marble. Spent four years painting one ceiling, so a 17-game season is nothing.
Cons: Famously hard to coach. He argued with the Pope.
Pro comp: Quenton Nelson

Real life

Italian artist and architect (1475-1564)

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Snake draft famous people into a football team with friends or computer teams, then watch a simulated season decide the champion. Free, no account.

Parody game. Ratings are made up for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.