Charles Darwin as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Science1809-1882

Natural position

LB Linebacker

Grade

80OVR

Survival of the fittest is basically training camp.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

Pros: Wrote the book on survival of the fittest, which is just training camp. 97 IQ.
Cons: 64 speed. Took about 20 years to publish his big idea. Slow processor.
Pro comp: A special teams lifer

Real life

English naturalist and biologist (1809–1882)

Lived: 1809 to 1882
From: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
Known as: geologist, explorer, travel writer, ethologist
Honors: Royal Medal, Copley Medal, Pour le Mérite for Sciences and Arts order, Fellow of the Linnean Society of London, and 9 more

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