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Sun Tzu as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Sun Tzu

Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, Public domain

Thinker544 to 496 BC

Natural position

LB Linebacker

Grade

81OVR

Wrote The Art of War. Every defensive coordinator owns a copy.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
55
Speed
62
Power
66
Smarts
99
Clutch
85

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. LBLinebacker, natural81
  2. SSafety79
  3. KKicker73
  4. OLOffensive lineman72

Scouting report

Pros
Wrote The Art of War. Every defensive coordinator owns a copy. 99 IQ.
Cons
62 speed, 66 power. Knows exactly where the play is going. Can't get there.
Pro comp
A coordinator, not a player

Sun Tzu in real life

Real life

6th century BCE Chinese general and military strategist

Lived
544 BC to 496 BC
From
Qi, Wu
Known as
writer, philosopher, military personnel

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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