Sun Tzu as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

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Natural position
LB Linebacker
Grade
81OVRWrote The Art of War. Every defensive coordinator owns a copy.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 55
- Speed
- 62
- Power
- 66
- Smarts
- 99
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- LBLinebacker, natural81
- SSafety79
- KKicker73
- OLOffensive lineman72
Scouting report
- Pros
- Wrote The Art of War. Every defensive coordinator owns a copy. 99 IQ.
- Cons
- 62 speed, 66 power. Knows exactly where the play is going. Can't get there.
- Pro comp
- A coordinator, not a player
Sun Tzu in real life
Real life
6th century BCE Chinese general and military strategist
- Lived
- 544 BC to 496 BC
- From
- Qi, Wu
- Known as
- writer, philosopher, military personnel
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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