If Confucius played football: offensive lineman, rated 80
Confucius would play offensive lineman in football, rated 80 in Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The position leans hardest on power and smarts, where Confucius rates 74 and 96. Best attribute: smarts (96). Wrote the rules on respect and order. Never once jumps offside.

Photo: Anonymous Chinese painter of the Western Han period, Public domain
Natural position
OL Offensive lineman
Rating
80OVRWrote the rules on respect and order. Never once jumps offside.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 50
- Speed
- 40
- Power
- 74
- Smarts
- 96
- Clutch
- 79
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- OLOffensive lineman, natural80
- FBFullback68
- SSafety68
- KKicker68
Scouting report
- Pros
- Never once jumps offside. 96 IQ.
- Cons
- 40 speed.
- Pro comp
- A backup center who never leaves
Confucius in other sports
- FootballOffensive lineman80OVR
- BasketballSmall forward72OVR
- HockeyLeft wing70OVR
- SoccerStriker79OVR
- BaseballThird base75OVR
- GolfGolfer75OVR
Confucius in real life
Real life
5th-century BCE Chinese philosopher and politician
- Lived
- 551 BC to 479 BC
- From
- Lu
- Known as
- philosopher, teacher, writer
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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Questions about Confucius in football
- What position would Confucius play in football?
- Offensive lineman. In Legends Draft the position leans hardest on power and smarts, where Confucius rates 74 and 96. The next best spots are fullback (68) and safety (68).
- What is Confucius's rating in Legends Draft?
- 80 at offensive lineman, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points.
- What is Confucius's best attribute?
- Smarts, at 96. The weakest is power, at 74.
- Are these ratings real?
- No. Legends Draft is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.
More offensive linemen near 80
Queen VictoriaHeld the throne for 63 years. Holds her block just as long, and is not amused by false starts.82OVR
Alexander Graham BellInvented the telephone. Still the one who calls the protections.84OVR
John AdamsStubborn, loud and impossible to move off his spot. Ideal right guard.84OVR
Nicolaus CopernicusPut the sun in the middle of everything. Puts himself in the middle of the line.84OVR
Queen Elizabeth IISeventy years on the throne without missing a day. Never misses a snap either.84OVR
Elton JohnStill standing after every hit. Perfect for pass protection.85OVR
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