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If Confucius played football: offensive lineman, rated 80

Confucius would play offensive lineman in football, rated 80 in Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The position leans hardest on power and smarts, where Confucius rates 74 and 96. Best attribute: smarts (96). Wrote the rules on respect and order. Never once jumps offside.

Portrait of Confucius

Photo: Anonymous Chinese painter of the Western Han period, Public domain

Thinker551 to 479 BC

Natural position

OL Offensive lineman

Rating

80OVR

Wrote the rules on respect and order. Never once jumps offside.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Arm
50
Speed
40
Power
74
Smarts
96
Clutch
79

Best positions

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

  1. OLOffensive lineman, natural80
  2. FBFullback68
  3. SSafety68
  4. KKicker68

Scouting report

Pros
Never once jumps offside. 96 IQ.
Cons
40 speed.
Pro comp
A backup center who never leaves

Confucius in other sports

  • FootballOffensive lineman80OVR
  • BasketballSmall forward72OVR
  • HockeyLeft wing70OVR
  • SoccerStriker79OVR
  • BaseballThird base75OVR
  • GolfGolfer75OVR

Confucius in real life

Real life

5th-century BCE Chinese philosopher and politician

Lived
551 BC to 479 BC
From
Lu
Known as
philosopher, teacher, writer

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

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Questions about Confucius in football

What position would Confucius play in football?
Offensive lineman. In Legends Draft the position leans hardest on power and smarts, where Confucius rates 74 and 96. The next best spots are fullback (68) and safety (68).
What is Confucius's rating in Legends Draft?
80 at offensive lineman, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points.
What is Confucius's best attribute?
Smarts, at 96. The weakest is power, at 74.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.
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