Marcus Aurelius as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Unknown author, CC BY 2.5
Natural position
QB Quarterback
Grade
87OVRPhilosopher emperor who wrote notes to himself about staying calm. Calm in the pocket.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 80
- Speed
- 58
- Power
- 70
- Smarts
- 96
- Clutch
- 89
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- QBQuarterback, natural87
- KKicker83
- SSafety75
- OLOffensive lineman74
Scouting report
- Pros
- 96 IQ. The philosopher emperor who wrote notes to himself about staying calm. Unbothered in the pocket.
- Cons
- 58 speed.
- Pro comp
- Brock Purdy
Marcus Aurelius in real life
Real life
16th Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 and Stoic philosopher
- Lived
- 121 to 180
- From
- Ancient Rome
- Known as
- politician, philosopher, writer, monarch
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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