Simon Bolivar as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Ricardo Acevedo Bernal, Public domain
Natural position
RB Running back
Grade
86OVRFreed six countries on horseback. Finds the open field.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 62
- Speed
- 86
- Power
- 75
- Smarts
- 85
- Clutch
- 87
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- RBRunning back, natural86
- WRWide receiver84
- CBCornerback82
- SSafety81
Simon Bolivar in real life
Real life
Venezuelan statesman and military officer (1783–1830)
- Lived
- 1783 to 1830
- From
- Spain, Venezuela
- Known as
- politician, military officer
- Honors
- Grand Cross of the Order of the Sun of Peru, honorary doctorate of the National University of San Marcos, liberator of Venezuela
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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