Louis Armstrong as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: World-Telegram staff photographer, Public domain
Natural position
RB Running back
Grade
85OVRHit high notes on the trumpet. Hits the hole on the run.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 58
- Speed
- 85
- Power
- 75
- Smarts
- 83
- Clutch
- 87
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- RBRunning back, natural85
- WRWide receiver83
- CBCornerback81
- SSafety80
Louis Armstrong in real life
Real life
American jazz musician, trumpeter and singer (1901–1971)
- Lived
- 1901 to 1971
- From
- United States
- Known as
- actor, street artist, trumpeter, bandleader
- Active
- 1914 to 1971
- Honors
- Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, star on Hollywood Walk of Fame, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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