Mark Twain as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, Public domain
Natural position
RB Running back
Grade
85OVRReports of his slowing down have been greatly exaggerated.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 62
- Speed
- 79
- Power
- 75
- Smarts
- 93
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- RBRunning back, natural85
- WRWide receiver81
- SSafety81
- CBCornerback80
Scouting report
- Pros
- Reports of his slowing down have been greatly exaggerated. 93 IQ.
- Cons
- 79 speed.
- Pro comp
- A steady RB2
Mark Twain in real life
Real life
American author and humorist (1835–1910)
- Lived
- 1835 to 1910
- From
- United States
- Known as
- journalist, novelist, autobiographer, teacher
- Active
- 1864 to 1910
- Honors
- honorary doctor of Yale University, member of the Nevada Newspaper Hall of Fame, member of the Nevada Writers Hall of Fame
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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