Steve Wozniak as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0
Natural position
OL Offensive lineman
Grade
88OVRBuilt the first Apple computer by hand. Blocks for the quarterback, like old times.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 52
- Speed
- 50
- Power
- 85
- Smarts
- 97
- Clutch
- 81
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- OLOffensive lineman, natural88
- FBFullback76
- TETight end73
- SSafety73
Steve Wozniak in real life
Real life
American computer pioneer, inventor, computer engineer and programmer; co-founder of Apple Inc.
- Lived
- Born 1950
- From
- United States, Serbia
- Known as
- computer scientist, inventor, programmer, businessperson
- Honors
- National Medal of Technology and Innovation, Grace Murray Hopper Award, National Inventors Hall of Fame, Computer History Museum Fellow, and 4 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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