Whitney Houston as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: PH2 Mark Kettenhofen, Public domain
Natural position
K Kicker
Grade
85OVRSang maybe the greatest Super Bowl anthem ever. Already knows the stadium.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 72
- Speed
- 60
- Power
- 48
- Smarts
- 83
- Clutch
- 96
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- KKicker, natural85
- QBQuarterback76
- WRWide receiver70
- CBCornerback69
Scouting report
- Pros
- Sang maybe the greatest anthem in Super Bowl history at Super Bowl XXV. Already owns the stadium. 96 clutch.
- Cons
- 60 speed. Do not run the fake.
- Pro comp
- Cameron Dicker
Whitney Houston in real life
Real life
American singer, actress, and film producer (1963–2012)
- Lived
- 1963 to 2012
- From
- United States
- Known as
- singer, actor, film producer, film actor
- Active
- 1976 to 2012
- Honors
- Primetime Emmy Award for Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program, Grammy Awards, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Billboard Millennium Award, and 2 more
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