Benjamin Franklin as a football player

A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Science Icon1706-1790

Natural position

K Kicker

Grade

83OVR

Flew a kite in a thunderstorm. Kicking into the wind is nothing.

Ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.

Pros: 97 IQ. Flew a kite in a thunderstorm, so kicking into the wind is nothing. Invented bifocals, so he can see the uprights from 55.
Cons: 42 speed. A bad snap is a turnover.
Pro comp: Brandon Aubrey

Real life

American polymath and statesman (1706–1790)

Lived: 1706 to 1790
From: British America, United States
Known as: politician, diplomat, polymath, writer
Sport: chess
Honors: Copley Medal, honorary doctor of the University of St Andrews, Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences

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