George W. Bush as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: Eric Draper, Public domain
Natural position
K Kicker
Grade
83OVROnce owned a baseball team and threw a famous strike at Yankee Stadium. Kicks it straight down the middle.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 76
- Speed
- 66
- Power
- 62
- Smarts
- 80
- Clutch
- 90
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- KKicker, natural83
- QBQuarterback76
- WRWide receiver71
- SSafety71
George W. Bush in real life
Real life
43rd President of the United States (2001–2009)
- Lived
- Born 1946
- From
- United States
- Known as
- politician, motivational speaker, autobiographer, painter
- Sport
- rugby
- Active
- since 1968
- Honors
- Grand Cross with Collar of the Order of the Three Stars, Collar of the Order of the Star of Romania, Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble, Doublespeak Award, and 31 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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