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If Dwight D. Eisenhower played basketball: center, rated 82

Dwight D. Eisenhower would play center in basketball, rated 82 in Legends Draft NBA, the parody game where famous people play basketball. The position leans hardest on rebounding and defense, where Dwight D. Eisenhower rates 83 and 84. Best attribute: IQ (91). A center who runs the defense like a command post. His IQ leads his card, defense and rebounding follow, and shooting is the weak spot.

Portrait of Dwight D. Eisenhower

Photo: White House, Public domain

Leader1890-1969

Natural position

C Center

Rating

82OVR

Plays like: A cerebral anchor who quarterbacks the defense from the paint.

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Basketball ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
71
Playmaking
76
Rebounding
83
Defense
84
Athleticism
76
IQ
91

Where Dwight D. Eisenhower fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. CCenter, natural82
  2. PFPower forward79
  3. SFSmall forward75
  4. PGPoint guard74
  5. SGShooting guard72

Dwight D. Eisenhower as a basketball player: scouting report

Dwight Eisenhower belongs in the middle, directing traffic. As Supreme Allied Commander in Europe during World War II he coordinated armies, navies and air forces from several nations at once, and a center's job is a smaller version of that: see every rotation, call out every screen and make sure five people move as one. His basketball IQ is the best part of his card, and his defense sits just under it, which is why he anchors a lineup rather than simply occupying the lane.

He was an athlete long before he was a general. Eisenhower played varsity football at West Point, and that background shows in his rebounding, the third pillar of his game. He boxes out, plays through contact and wins the ball with positioning more than leaping. Later in life he was famously devoted to golf, even having a putting green put in at the White House, and the patience that game demands fits a big man who waits for the right moment to step in and take a charge instead of chasing blocks.

Shooting is the soft spot. He will not stretch the floor, so surround him with shooters and keep him working inside the arc on dives, putbacks and short hooks. If you already have a center, he moves to power forward with only a small drop and still guards the post, and he can handle some small forward minutes in a big lineup. Draft him early as a defensive organizer, pair him with a scoring guard, and let him run the back line the way he ran a command: calm, methodical and always a few moves ahead.

Plays like A cerebral anchor who quarterbacks the defense from the paint

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Dwight D. Eisenhower in real life

Real life

president of the United States from 1953 to 1961 (1890–1969)

Lived
1890 to 1969
From
United States
Known as
politician, writer, military officer, statesperson
Teams
Army Black Knights football
Active
since 1914
Honors
Atoms for Peace Award, Companion of the Liberation, Grand Cross of the Order of the Oak Crown, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and 48 more

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Questions about Dwight D. Eisenhower in basketball

What position would Dwight D. Eisenhower play in basketball?
Center. In Legends Draft NBA the position leans hardest on rebounding and defense, where Dwight D. Eisenhower rates 83 and 84. The next best spots are power forward (79) and small forward (75).
What is Dwight D. Eisenhower's rating in Legends Draft NBA?
82 at center, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Dwight D. Eisenhower's best attribute?
IQ, at 91. The weakest is athleticism, at 76.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NBA is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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