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If Bob Marley played hockey: defenseman, rated 83

Bob Marley would play defenseman in hockey, rated 83 in Legends Draft NHL, the parody game where famous people play hockey. The position leans hardest on defense and physical, where Bob Marley rates 79 and 79. Best attribute: skating (84). A mobile defenseman with silky footwork. His skating and composure lead his card, and his shot is the one soft spot.

Portrait of Bob Marley

Photo: Dennis Morris; Distributed by Island Records, Public domain

Music1945-1981

Natural position

D Defenseman

Rating

83OVR

Plays like: A smooth skating puck mover with a midfielder's footwork.

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Hockey ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Shooting
66
Passing
76
Skating
84
Physical
79
Defense
79
Goaltending
84

Where Bob Marley fits

Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.

  1. DDefenseman, natural83
  2. GGoalie79
  3. CCenter72
  4. LWLeft wing71
  5. RWRight wing70

Bob Marley as a hockey player: scouting report

Bob Marley would play defense, but not the stay at home kind. He was famous for his love of football, the game the rest of the world calls soccer, and he played it constantly, from the streets of Trenchtown to pickup matches while on tour. A footballer's feet, balance and vision translate directly to a skating defenseman. Skating is one of the two best marks on his card, and he would glide back for loose pucks, pivot under pressure and carry the puck out of his own zone with ease.

The other headline is goaltending, which matches the calm of an artist whose music carries a message of peace and unity. Songs like Three Little Birds and One Love feel completely unhurried, and that calm is what a defenseman needs when a forechecker is bearing down on him. He built The Wailers with Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer and later took reggae around the world, and Time magazine named his album Exodus the album of the century. His defense and physical play are both solid, so he holds his own in the corners.

His shot is the weak spot, so he is a puck mover rather than a point shooter. Goalie is a strong second option thanks to his poise, and center is a usable third. He was a midfielder at heart, so use him the same way: as the player who connects defense to offense with a clean first pass. Pair him with a physical, stay at home partner and let him lead the breakout. Drafters who want a mobile defenseman in the middle rounds should look here.

Plays like A smooth skating puck mover with a midfielder's footwork

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Bob Marley in real life

Real life

Jamaican reggae musician (1945–1981)

Lived
1945 to 1981
From
Jamaica
Known as
singer-songwriter, singer, guitarist, composer
Active
1962 to 1981
Honors
Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Order of Merit, star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Bob Marley in hockey

What position would Bob Marley play in hockey?
Defenseman. In Legends Draft NHL the position leans hardest on defense and physical, where Bob Marley rates 79 and 79. The next best spots are goalie (79) and center (72).
What is Bob Marley's rating in Legends Draft NHL?
83 at defenseman, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
What is Bob Marley's best attribute?
Skating, at 84. The weakest is passing, at 76.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft NHL is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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