If Snoop Dogg played hockey: right wing, rated 83

Snoop Dogg as a hockey player: scouting report

Snoop Dogg would play right wing, and nobody in the league would look more relaxed doing it. His delivery has been famously laid back since his debut on Dr. Dre's records and his own album Doggystyle in 1993, and that unhurried flow is exactly what makes a great skater. Skating is one of the two best marks on his card. He would glide through the neutral zone without seeming to try, change speed with a single stride and leave defenders a step behind.

The other headline is goaltending, which matches a performer who has never looked rattled on any stage. He is also no stranger to sports. He founded the Snoop Youth Football League in 2005, has spent years coaching kids on the sideline, was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame and became one of the most talked about parts of the Paris Olympics coverage in 2024, cheering at events across the city. A competitor who loves the games that much brings energy to the bench. His defense is a real strength too.

Physical play is the honest weak spot, and his shot is the softest part of his offense, so he is better as a speedy playmaker than a pure finisher. Goalie is a strong second spot and center a usable third. Draft him for his feet, pair him with a sniper who can finish his feeds and a gritty left winger to win pucks along the boards, and let him set the pace from Long Beach to the blue line.

Plays like A smooth skating winger who makes everything look effortless

Put Snoop Dogg in your lineup

8 rolls, a starting six and a bench, 82 games. Can you go 82-0? Free, no account.