If Steve Jobs played soccer: central midfielder, rated 86
Steve Jobs would play central midfielder in soccer, rated 86 in Legends Draft Soccer, the parody game where famous people play soccer. The position leans hardest on passing and dribbling, where Steve Jobs rates 91 and 85. Best attribute: passing (91). A central midfielder who sees the pass nobody else does. Passing leads his card, and pace is the one weak spot.

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Natural position
CM Central midfielder
Rating
86OVRPlays like: A visionary playmaker who strips the game down to the perfect pass.
Play Legends Draft SoccerSoccer ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Shooting
- 86
- Passing
- 91
- Dribbling
- 85
- Pace
- 69
- Defending
- 85
- Physical
- 70
- Goalkeeping
- 88
Where Steve Jobs fits
Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
- CMCentral midfielder, natural86
- GKGoalkeeper82
- WWinger80
- STStriker79
- FBFullback76
Steve Jobs as a soccer player: scouting report
Steve Jobs plays central midfield because his whole career was about seeing what other people missed and then making it look simple. He cofounded Apple in 1976, came back to run it two decades later and introduced the iPhone in 2007. A playmaker's job is the same: look at a crowded pitch, find the one pass that changes the game and deliver it so cleanly that it seems obvious afterward. Passing is the best part of his card.
He credited a calligraphy class at Reed College with shaping the typefaces on the first Macintosh, and that eye for detail becomes the weight on a through ball: never too heavy, never short. His shooting is excellent, so a defense that sits off him gets punished from the edge of the box, and his dribbling and defending are both high enough that he can carry the ball forward and win it back. He also helped turn Pixar into the studio behind Toy Story, which tells a scout he could build something great with a team around him, not just on his own. Goalkeeping is the surprise second best mark on his card, a sign of how complete his game is.
Pace is the honest weakness, and he will not win many races back toward his own goal. Protect him with a ball winning holding midfielder and a quick fullback on each side, and he will dictate everything from the center circle. Winger is a workable fallback but costs him value, and goalkeeper rates surprisingly well too. Draft him as your creative centerpiece and design the rest of the team around his vision.
Plays like A visionary playmaker who strips the game down to the perfect pass
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Steve Jobs in other sports
- FootballQuarterback93OVR
- BasketballPoint guard87OVR
- HockeyCenter87OVR
- SoccerCentral midfielder86OVR
- BaseballStarting pitcher90OVR
- GolfGolfer89OVR
Steve Jobs in real life
Real life
American entrepreneur; co-founder of Apple Inc. (1955–2011)
- Lived
- 1955 to 2011
- From
- United States
- Known as
- entrepreneur, inventor, designer, computer scientist
- Active
- 1974 to 2011
- Honors
- National Medal of Technology and Innovation, Grammy Trustees Award, California Hall of Fame, National Inventors Hall of Fame, and 3 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
Questions about Steve Jobs in soccer
- What position would Steve Jobs play in soccer?
- Central midfielder. In Legends Draft Soccer the position leans hardest on passing and dribbling, where Steve Jobs rates 91 and 85. The next best spots are goalkeeper (82) and winger (80).
- What is Steve Jobs's rating in Legends Draft Soccer?
- 86 at central midfielder, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
- What is Steve Jobs's best attribute?
- Passing, at 91. The weakest is dribbling, at 85.
- Are these ratings real?
- No. Legends Draft Soccer is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.
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