If Keanu Reeves played golf: rated 79, best at short game

Keanu Reeves as a golfer: scouting report

Keanu Reeves is known for doing as much of his own action as the stunt coordinators will allow, training for months in martial arts and stunt driving for the John Wick films. That commitment to footwork and precision lands right in the short game, the best part of his golf card. Put him in a greenside bunker or a nasty lie in the rough and he will find a way to get the ball close. He would be the scrambler of the draft.

His nerve is the next strength. Calm under pressure is his whole screen persona, from Speed to The Matrix, and a five foot putt to save par is a lot less tense than steering a runaway bus. His putting is solid and his course IQ is decent. He grew up in Toronto and played goalie in hockey as a teenager, a position that demands a quiet mind and fast hands, and that background suits a player who saves strokes rather than piling them up.

Iron play is the weak spot. He will miss more greens than the elite ball strikers, which is exactly why his short game matters so much. The Spring Major is his best fit, where fast, tricky greens and tight recovery shots reward touch, and The Long Course Championship is his worst, because long irons into big par fours are the part of the game he handles least well. Draft him in the middle rounds and pair him with a pure iron player who finds greens in regulation.

Plays like A cool, quiet scrambler who gets up and down from anywhere

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