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If Kobe Bryant played golf: rated 87, best at nerve

Kobe Bryant would be a golfer rated 87 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: nerve (96). The course that suits Kobe Bryant best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A relentless closer with an elite short game. His nerve leads his card, his course IQ is close behind, and driving trails.

Portrait of Kobe Bryant

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Sports1978-2020

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

87OVR

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
77
Irons
81
Short game
90
Putting
91
Nerve
96
Course IQ
92

Kobe Bryant at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major88
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship83
  3. NATThe National Open86
  4. LNKThe Links Open89

Kobe Bryant as a golfer: scouting report

Kobe Bryant would be the first golfer on the range in the morning and the last one off the practice green at night. His work ethic was legend in the NBA, where teammates told stories about predawn workouts, and golf rewards that kind of obsessive repetition more than almost any sport. Nerve is the top mark on his card. He won five championships with the Lakers, scored 81 points against Toronto in 2006 and asked for the ball in every big moment, so a final round lead holds no fear for him.

His course IQ is right behind his nerve. Kobe studied film endlessly and borrowed footwork and moves from the greats who came before him, and that habit of preparation turns into a golfer who knows every slope on every green before the tournament starts. His putting and his short game are both elite, nearly as strong as his nerve, which makes sense for a scorer famous for his touch on fadeaway jumpers. He also won two Olympic gold medals and an Academy Award for the animated short Dear Basketball, proof that his craftsmanship carried well beyond the court.

Driving is the lowest mark on his card, though it is still solid. He would rather put the ball in a spot he likes than overpower a hole, and that makes The Long Course Championship his toughest week, since raw distance decides it. His best fit is The Links Open, where precise scoring, imagination and composure in the wind win out. Take him early, because few golfers in this group combine his putting, short game and finishing instinct. Add a long hitter later to handle the power courses, and let him close out the tight Sundays.

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Kobe Bryant in other sports

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Kobe Bryant in real life

Real life

American basketball player (1978–2020)

Lived
1978 to 2020
From
United States
Known as
basketball player, screenwriter, professional athlete, athlete
Sport
basketball
Played
shooting guard, point guard
Teams
Los Angeles Lakers
Active
1996 to 2016
Honors
NBA All-Defensive Team, NBA All-Star Game Kobe Bryant Most Valuable Player Award, Black Entertainment Television Award for Athlete of the Century, All-NBA Team, and 30 more

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Questions about Kobe Bryant in golf

What kind of golfer would Kobe Bryant be?
A golfer rated 87 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on nerve (96) and weakest on driving (77). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Kobe Bryant's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
87, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Kobe Bryant's best attribute?
Nerve, at 96. The weakest is driving, at 77.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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