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If Freddie Mercury played golf: rated 87, best at putting

Freddie Mercury would be a golfer rated 87 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: putting (94). The course that suits Freddie Mercury best is The Spring Major, which leans on putting and short game. A big stage golfer who putts beautifully. Putting and nerve top his card together, and driving is the one real weakness.

Portrait of Freddie Mercury

Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, Public domain

Music1946-1991

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

87OVR

Plays like: A showman with a silky putting stroke and a fearless finish.

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
73
Irons
89
Short game
87
Putting
94
Nerve
94
Course IQ
85

Freddie Mercury at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major89
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship83
  3. NATThe National Open88
  4. LNKThe Links Open88

Freddie Mercury as a golfer: scouting report

Freddie Mercury owned the biggest stage of his era. Queen's short set at Live Aid in 1985 is still remembered as one of the great live performances in rock history, and a man who held a packed Wembley Stadium in the palm of his hand would treat the eighteenth green on Sunday as home ground. His nerve shares the top spot on his golf card with his putting. When the gallery goes quiet, he gets better.

The putting fits the musician. Bohemian Rhapsody moves through ballad, opera and hard rock without a wasted note, and that kind of control over pace and rhythm is exactly what a great lag putter needs. His iron play is also excellent, so he gives himself plenty of birdie chances, and his short game is a strong safety net when he misses. He studied graphic art before Queen took off and designed the band's crest himself, and that eye for shape and line would help him see the break on a green before anyone else does.

Driving is the soft spot. He is not short, but he is not one of the bombers either, and The Long Course Championship, where length matters most, is his worst fit. The Spring Major is his best. Fast greens, approach shots into tight targets and a back nine where the crowd noise rolls through the trees all suit a precise iron player with a magic putter and a showman's nerve. Take him early. He is a scorer you can build a whole roster around.

Plays like A showman with a silky putting stroke and a fearless finish

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Freddie Mercury in other sports

Freddie Mercury in every sport, side by side

Freddie Mercury in real life

Real life

British singer, songwriter and musician, frontman of the rock band Queen (1946–1991)

Lived
1946 to 1991
From
United Kingdom, Sultanate of Zanzibar
Known as
singer-songwriter, guitarist, pianist, composer
Active
1969 to 1991
Honors
Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Freddie Mercury in golf

What kind of golfer would Freddie Mercury be?
A golfer rated 87 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on putting (94) and weakest on driving (73). The best fit of the four majors is The Spring Major.
What is Freddie Mercury's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
87, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Freddie Mercury's best attribute?
Putting, at 94. The weakest is driving, at 73.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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