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If Tom Hanks played golf: rated 80, best at short game

Tom Hanks would be a golfer rated 80 in Legends Draft Golf, the parody game where famous people play golf. Best attribute: short game (89). The course that suits Tom Hanks best is The Links Open, which leans on short game and course IQ. A short game golfer who saves par from impossible spots. His touch around the greens leads his card, and his driving is the one soft spot.

Portrait of Tom Hanks

Photo: Eva Rinaldi from Abbotsford, Australia, CC BY-SA 2.0

Screenborn 1956

Natural position

G Golfer

Rating

80OVR

Plays like: A wedge wizard who scrambles par out of anywhere.

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Golf ratings

Made up for the game, 40 to 99.

Driving
71
Irons
73
Short game
89
Putting
80
Nerve
89
Course IQ
89

Tom Hanks at each major

Each course weighs the ratings its own way. The higher the fit, the lower the scores there.

  1. SPRThe Spring Major81
  2. LNGThe Long Course Championship77
  3. NATThe National Open80
  4. LNKThe Links Open84

Tom Hanks as a golfer: scouting report

Tom Hanks would be the golfer who misses the green and still walks off with a par, because his best club lives inside a hundred yards. His short game is the top mark on his card, and that suits an actor who built a career on small, precise moments. He won Best Actor at the Oscars in back to back years, for Philadelphia and then Forrest Gump, and that kind of consistency is exactly what a great chipper delivers week after week.

His nerve and his course IQ are level with each other and close to the top of his sheet. Think of the man who spent most of Cast Away alone on screen, carrying a film with a volleyball as his only scene partner. A golfer who can hold an audience with that little to work with will not get rattled by a quiet crowd or a slow group ahead. He reads a course the way he reads a script, finding the honest line and playing it without fuss. His putting is good rather than great, steady enough to finish off the chances his wedges create.

Driving is the one place his card dips. He keeps it in play but gives away yards to the long hitters, so The Long Course Championship is his toughest week. His best fit is The Links Open, where bump and run shots, imagination around the greens and patience in the wind matter more than raw carry. He is also a known collector of old typewriters, and that same love of craft shows in how he plays. Draft him in the middle rounds as your scrambler, and pair him with a big hitter who can cover the long tracks he would rather skip.

Plays like A wedge wizard who scrambles par out of anywhere

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Tom Hanks in other sports

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Tom Hanks in real life

Real life

American actor and film producer (born 1956)

Lived
Born 1956
From
United States, Greece
Known as
film actor, film director, film producer, writer
Active
since 1977
Honors
Academy Award for Best Actor, Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role, Actor Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture, Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy, and 17 more

Facts from Wikidata (CC0).

Questions about Tom Hanks in golf

What kind of golfer would Tom Hanks be?
A golfer rated 80 in Legends Draft Golf, at their best on short game (89) and weakest on driving (71). The best fit of the four majors is The Links Open.
What is Tom Hanks's rating in Legends Draft Golf?
80, out of a top mark of 99.
What is Tom Hanks's best attribute?
Short game, at 89. The weakest is driving, at 71.
Are these ratings real?
No. Legends Draft Golf is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.

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