If Tom Hanks played hockey: goalie, rated 90
Tom Hanks would play goalie in hockey, rated 90 in Legends Draft NHL, the parody game where famous people play hockey. The position leans hardest on goaltending and defense, where Tom Hanks rates 90 and 84. Best attribute: skating (94). A goalie who never stops moving. His skating leads his card, his goaltending is right behind, and his shot is the soft spot.

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Natural position
G Goalie
Rating
90OVRPlays like: A tireless, unflappable goalie who handles a heavy workload.
Play Legends Draft NHLHockey ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Shooting
- 68
- Passing
- 76
- Skating
- 94
- Physical
- 72
- Defense
- 84
- Goaltending
- 90
Where Tom Hanks fits
Each spot weighs the ratings its own way. Away from the natural spot a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
- GGoalie, natural90
- DDefenseman76
- CCenter75
- RWRight wing74
- LWLeft wing73
Tom Hanks as a hockey player: scouting report
Tom Hanks belongs in goal, and the role he is best known for explains why. In Forrest Gump his character ran back and forth across America, and the best mark on his card is skating, which in the crease means tireless lateral movement and quick recovery. Goaltending sits right behind it, so this is a netminder who can face a barrage of shots and still be moving well late in the third period.
He won back to back Academy Awards for Best Actor, for Philadelphia and Forrest Gump, and that is the kind of consistency a goalie needs over a full season. In Cast Away he spent most of the film alone on an island with only a volleyball for company, and if any player can handle the solitude of the crease, it is him. He has played an astronaut in Apollo 13, a soldier in Saving Private Ryan and the voice of Woody in Toy Story, and that range shows up in a goalie who can play the puck, stay square and stay calm. His defense is strong, so he reads the play in front of him well, and his passing is solid enough to start the breakout.
Shooting is the weakest part of his card, which barely matters in net. His next best spot is on defense, where his skating and defensive reads would make him a mobile, steady blueliner, and center is just behind. He is also a well known collector of manual typewriters, a patient, methodical hobby that suits the position. Draft him as a first goalie, put a solid defense in front of him, and let him carry the load night after night.
Plays like A tireless, unflappable goalie who handles a heavy workload
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Tom Hanks in other sports
- FootballRunning back89OVR
- BasketballCenter82OVR
- HockeyGoalie90OVR
- SoccerFullback86OVR
- BaseballSecond base87OVR
- GolfGolfer80OVR
Tom Hanks in real life
Real life
American actor and film producer (born 1956)
- Lived
- Born 1956
- From
- United States, Greece
- Known as
- film actor, film director, film producer, writer
- Active
- since 1977
- Honors
- Academy Award for Best Actor, Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role, Actor Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture, Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy, and 17 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
Questions about Tom Hanks in hockey
- What position would Tom Hanks play in hockey?
- Goalie. In Legends Draft NHL the position leans hardest on goaltending and defense, where Tom Hanks rates 90 and 84. The next best spots are defenseman (76) and center (75).
- What is Tom Hanks's rating in Legends Draft NHL?
- 90 at goalie, the natural position. Away from it a legend loses a few points; on the bench everyone plays at their natural rating.
- What is Tom Hanks's best attribute?
- Skating, at 94. The weakest is defense, at 84.
- Are these ratings real?
- No. Legends Draft NHL is a parody game and the ratings are made up for fun, on a scale of 40 to 99. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone in it.
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