Catherine the Great as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.

Photo: After Alexander Roslin, Public domain
Natural position
LB Linebacker
Grade
83OVRRan Russia for 34 years. Runs a defense the same way.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 58
- Speed
- 66
- Power
- 80
- Smarts
- 91
- Clutch
- 85
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- LBLinebacker, natural83
- OLOffensive lineman79
- SSafety78
- FBFullback76
Catherine the Great in real life
Real life
eighth Emperor of Russia, called the Great, r. 1762–1796 (lived 1729-1796)
- Lived
- 1729 to 1796
- From
- Russian Empire, Kingdom of Prussia
- Known as
- politician, monarch, art collector, aristocrat
- Honors
- Knight of the Order of St. Alexander Nevsky, Order of the White Eagle, Order of the Black Eagle, Order of St. Vladimir, 1st class, and 7 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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