Madonna as a football player
A scouting report from Legends Draft, the parody game where famous people play football. The ratings are made up for fun.
Photo: chrisweger, CC BY-SA 2.0
Natural position
LB Linebacker
Grade
83OVRReinvents herself every few years. Reinvents the blitz every week.
Ratings
Made up for the game, 40 to 99.
- Arm
- 58
- Speed
- 79
- Power
- 75
- Smarts
- 87
- Clutch
- 89
Best positions
Anyone can line up anywhere. Each position weighs the five ratings its own way, and off the natural position a legend loses a few points.
- LBLinebacker, natural83
- SSafety81
- WRWide receiver79
- CBCornerback79
Madonna in real life
Real life
American singer, songwriter, and actress (born 1958)
- Lived
- Born 1958
- From
- United States
- Known as
- singer, songwriter, actor, record producer
- Active
- since 1979
- Honors
- Grammy Award for Best Music Film, Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal Album, Grammy Award for Best Dance/Electronic Recording, Grammy Award for Best Music Video, and 14 more
Facts from Wikidata (CC0).
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